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Men Will Be Men Poem

Men Will Be Men"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat...

decentprats4135Jan 2013Jan 2013
decentprats
I Must Have You Poem

I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in...

steve12234133Jul 2013Jul 2013
ladyjewel
I Dont Like Rap Poem

I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap...

EyeLook4U4122Mar 2017Mar 2017
EyeLook4U
LIFE Lift me up Poem

~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol...

Now121214123May 2012May 2012
elo69
Slow Torture Poem

Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you...

gardenhackle4128Aug 2010Aug 2010
sophiasummer
thoughts for kisses Poem

thoughts for kisseskisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinat...

val19414121Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Poem

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx...

andrew1494116Nov 2010Nov 2010
gnj4u
rock and roll Poem

rock and rollrecipe not needed, allow to cool before serving...

agoodguy2have4119Mar 2011Mar 2011
caroljoyce
She Who Lives In a Cave Poem

She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a...

steve12234116Dec 2012Dec 2012
steve1223
Ma Pa episode l Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental....

Unknown4102Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
BUBBLEGUM Poem

BUBBLEGUMI like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew........

breathless224109Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Lucky Number Is Three Poem

~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~...

breathless224106Nov 2011Nov 2011
breathless22
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 2 lol Poem

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lolHope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1494107Jun 2011Jun 2011
Yankee4you
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE Poem

THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is...

starfire_girl4105Sep 2011Sep 2011
starfire_girl
Full Moon The Vegan Poem

Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple...

steve12234104Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
A WOMAN Poem

A WOMANIt's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi...

diash4103Oct 2009Oct 2009
boyshchrm6
Marys Lamb Poem

Mary’s LambPeople think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around i...

steve12234101Sep 2013Sep 2013
ladyjewel
Night adventure Poem

Night adventureJust an attempt to write something funny...

salamuna4105May 2020May 2020
salamuna
Driving Miss Daisy Poem

Driving Miss Daisy......Unusually black night driving back from a job .........

Nuwahri614095Nov 2020Dec 2020
Nuwahri61
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUVE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE Poem

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCEGot to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have...

EXRED40912Jun 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
Listen Son Poem

Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him...

steve12234092Aug 2013Aug 2013
shadow1950
Temptation Poem

TemptationWould you give in to temptation?...

amahlala4096Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
don tputGodon hold Poem

!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!...

PassionateArtist4081Mar 2010Mar 2010
Pinkpoetress
Tardiness Poem

TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ......

Fern13114070Mar 2010
Pretty Lady Poem

Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited...

HuggerMan4U4070Sep 2011
Innocent love Poem

Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away...

Jokerman734074Oct 2013Oct 2013
Unknown
coining it Poem

coining itto a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in...

yachtsman_740710Feb 2021Mar 2021
ReaderOfSouls
RIP Poem

RIPBeneath this ground I’m laid to rest You took it all I gave my best If you think My life was a farce Then you can sweetly Kiss my hairy arse...

steve12234060Sep 2013
Alien Revisited Poem

Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site.....

cafetwo20104067Aug 2011Aug 2011
cafetwo2010
Full Moon Epilogue Poem

Full Moon (Epilogue)Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang...

steve12234061Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Just BecauseMacduff5 Challenge Poem

Just Because(Macduff5 ChallengeThe temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time...

Unknown4066Sep 2012Sep 2012
Unknown
Emoticons Poem

EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all...

longte4060Feb 2010Feb 2010
jazzy75
farewell BMW Poem

farewell BMWWell I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was go...

walRU4053Aug 2019Aug 2019
Don_Fred
What a To do Poem

What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki...

Unknown4056Apr 2011Apr 2011
Unknown
What No Taco Poem

What No Taco!!!What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by no...

narr94052May 2012May 2012
morgen90210
An MvG Sort of Day Poem

An MvG Sort of DayIt was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close....

steve12234053Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
The Rabbit and The Mole Poem

The Rabbit and The MoleHipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop...

shadow19504055Jan 2014Jan 2014
trurorob
Maud Poem

MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M...

branksome4053Apr 2014Apr 2014
nonsmoker
If I Could Be Poem

If I Could BeA bit of silliness...

steve12234050Aug 2013
The Not So Perfect Woman Poem

The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013...

john170219844051Jul 2013Jul 2013
john17021984
There once was a man Poem

There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu...

lisaofflorida644045Oct 2012Nov 2012
lisaofflorida64
Dictaphone Poem

Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)...

agoodguy2have4046Sep 2010Sep 2010
hedistuff

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