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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Men Will Be Men"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat... | decentprats | 413 | 5 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 decentprats |
I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in... | steve1223 | 413 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap... | EyeLook4U | 412 | 2 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 EyeLook4U |
~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol... | Now12121 | 412 | 3 | May 2012 | May 2012 elo69 |
Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you... | gardenhackle | 412 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
thoughts for kisseskisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinat... | val1941 | 412 | 1 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx... | andrew149 | 411 | 6 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 gnj4u |
rock and rollrecipe not needed, allow to cool before serving... | agoodguy2have | 411 | 9 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 caroljoyce |
She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a... | steve1223 | 411 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 steve1223 |
Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.... | Unknown | 410 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
BUBBLEGUMI like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew........ | breathless22 | 410 | 9 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~... | breathless22 | 410 | 6 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 breathless22 |
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lolHope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 410 | 7 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Yankee4you |
THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is... | starfire_girl | 410 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 starfire_girl |
Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple... | steve1223 | 410 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
A WOMANIt's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi... | diash | 410 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 |
Mary’s LambPeople think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around i... | steve1223 | 410 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 ladyjewel |
Night adventureJust an attempt to write something funny... | salamuna | 410 | 5 | May 2020 | May 2020 salamuna |
Driving Miss Daisy......Unusually black night driving back from a job ......... | Nuwahri61 | 409 | 5 | Nov 2020 | Dec 2020 Nuwahri61 |
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCEGot to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have... | EXRED | 409 | 12 | Jun 2019 | Jun 2019 EXRED |
Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him... | steve1223 | 409 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 shadow1950 |
TemptationWould you give in to temptation?... | amahlala | 409 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!... | PassionateArtist | 408 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Pinkpoetress |
TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...... | Fern1311 | 407 | 0 | Mar 2010 | |
Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited... | HuggerMan4U | 407 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away... | Jokerman73 | 407 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
coining itto a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in... | yachtsman_7 | 407 | 10 | Feb 2021 | Mar 2021 ReaderOfSouls |
RIPBeneath this ground I’m laid to rest You took it all I gave my best If you think My life was a farce Then you can sweetly Kiss my hairy arse... | steve1223 | 406 | 0 | Sep 2013 | |
Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..... | cafetwo2010 | 406 | 7 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Full Moon (Epilogue)Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang... | steve1223 | 406 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Just Because(Macduff5 ChallengeThe temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time... | Unknown | 406 | 6 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 Unknown |
EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all... | longte | 406 | 0 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 jazzy75 |
farewell BMWWell I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was go... | walRU | 405 | 3 | Aug 2019 | Aug 2019 Don_Fred |
What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki... | Unknown | 405 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
What No Taco!!!What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by no... | narr9 | 405 | 2 | May 2012 | May 2012 morgen90210 |
An MvG Sort of DayIt was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.... | steve1223 | 405 | 3 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
The Rabbit and The MoleHipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop... | shadow1950 | 405 | 5 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 trurorob |
MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M... | branksome | 405 | 3 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 nonsmoker |
If I Could BeA bit of silliness... | steve1223 | 405 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013... | john17021984 | 405 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 john17021984 |
There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu... | lisaofflorida64 | 404 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 lisaofflorida64 |
Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 404 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 hedistuff |
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