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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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worst poemhad I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closin... | hedistuff | 517 | 5 | May 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le... | morgen90210 | 517 | 6 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.... | morgen90210 | 516 | 2 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17... | lookn2share | 516 | 1 | Jul 2017 | Jul 2017 lookn2share |
I'm only me..I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side o... | cafetwo2010 | 516 | 15 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 marikia |
So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo... | kickit22 | 516 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 kickit22 |
Dam It!!who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there... | sophiasummer | 515 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 niah9 |
jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always... | ironman | 515 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
That Kind of DayBecause every now and again, it's like that.... | K_Ann_70 | 515 | 2 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att... | real_khan | 515 | 5 | Nov 2013 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a... | cafetwo2010 | 515 | 6 | May 2014 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
A short storyBest seller! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 514 | 14 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 rapturecapture |
Jumble of Thoughtssometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words... | shadow1950 | 514 | 8 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident... | hedistuff | 514 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 trurorob |
WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go... | optimisticme | 513 | 0 | May 2010 | |
The BuskerHalf an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experien... | Hekamaat | 513 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
nani have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talk... | darkhorse555 | 513 | 9 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w... | iluvisis1 | 512 | 3 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
fore!I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his... | hedistuff | 512 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 caroljoyce |
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.... | steve1223 | 512 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !... | Unknown | 512 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....... | hedistuff | 511 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Pinkpoetress |
My first timeJust a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind... | Unknown | 511 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 mimzy333 |
Jack & JillA different take... | steve1223 | 511 | 5 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 jonE2tone |
A grown-up kidThis was first written for my son and keeps changing... | yaspark | 511 | 10 | May 2019 | May 2019 yaspark |
cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s... | caroljoyce | 510 | 10 | May 2010 | May 2010 hedistuff |
Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx... | jac379 | 510 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 jac379 |
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!... | cambuff | 510 | 8 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 amahlala |
Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks... | studecar | 509 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 elo69 |
TimeTick tock...... | madtat29 | 509 | 10 | May 2014 | Feb 2015 HWY73 |
How much is that snake in the window?How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going... | steve1223 | 509 | 14 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
JeevesJeeves of course was the butler.... | Macduff5 | 509 | 4 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion... | mcradloff | 508 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?... | Unknown | 508 | 3 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL... | thesunandthesea | 506 | 8 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every... | gardenhackle | 506 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
Non Illegitimi Carborundum...???...... | Earlgreytea | 506 | 10 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c... | wayne34 | 506 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Silly Story SaturdaySilly today - Saturday crazy!... | ImagineLove | 506 | 8 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown |
karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on... | Nuwahri61 | 506 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
The Roads Aheadlife... | shadow1950 | 506 | 19 | Mar 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite... | mcradloff | 505 | 0 | Dec 2013 |
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