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worst poem

worst poemhad I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closin...

hedistuff5175May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Earthsea Soup Poem

Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le...

morgen902105176Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Big mouth Poem

Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much....

morgen902105162Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
IRREPARABLE Poem

IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17...

lookn2share5161Jul 2017Jul 2017
lookn2share
Im only me Poem

I'm only me..I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side o...

cafetwo201051615Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
So close Poem

So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo...

kickit225167Nov 2010Nov 2010
kickit22
Dam It Poem

Dam It!!who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there...

sophiasummer5157Nov 2010Nov 2010
niah9
jokes from the past Poem

jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always...

ironman5151Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
That Kind of Day Poem

That Kind of DayBecause every now and again, it's like that....

K_Ann_705152Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND Poem

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att...

real_khan5155Nov 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701
Doctor out to lunch Be back at I00 pm Poem

Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a...

cafetwo20105156May 2014May 2014
cafetwo2010
A short story Poem

A short storyBest seller! Lol....

cafetwo201051414Apr 2013Apr 2013
rapturecapture
Jumble of Thoughts Poem

Jumble of Thoughtssometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words...

shadow19505148Mar 2013Mar 2013
shadow1950
Hands on Business True Tale No 1 Poem

Hands on Business......True Tale No.1Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident...

hedistuff5141Mar 2010Mar 2010
trurorob

WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go...

optimisticme5130May 2010
The Busker Poem

The BuskerHalf an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experien...

Hekamaat5135Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5
nan Poem

nani have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talk...

darkhorse5555139Apr 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
Sleepless Poem

SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w...

iluvisis15123Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
fore Poem

fore!I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his...

hedistuff5127Jan 2011Jan 2011
caroljoyce
A Terror For The Chickens Fox Version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time....

steve12235123Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
The Story of the Three Little Moles Poem

The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !...

Unknown5125Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
dancing with doctor dee Poem

dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought.......

hedistuff5112Sep 2011Sep 2011
Pinkpoetress
My first time Poem

My first timeJust a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind...

Unknown5111Dec 2013Dec 2013
mimzy333
Jack Jill Poem

Jack & JillA different take...

steve12235115Nov 2013Nov 2013
jonE2tone
A grown up kid Poem

A grown-up kidThis was first written for my son and keeps changing...

yaspark51110May 2019May 2019
yaspark
cure for a broken heart Poem

cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s...

caroljoyce51010May 2010May 2010
hedistuff
Very silly poem number 3 Poem

Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx...

jac3795102May 2010May 2010
jac379
Dont shot me Im just writer Poem

Don't shot me, I'm just writer!If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!...

cambuff5108Jul 2010Jul 2010
amahlala
Limerick old man two parts Poem

Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks...

studecar5091Apr 2012Apr 2012
elo69
Time Poem

TimeTick tock......

madtat2950910May 2014Feb 2015
HWY73
How much is that snake in the window Poem

How much is that snake in the window?How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going...

steve122350914Mar 2014Mar 2014
orientalkoru
Jeeves Poem

JeevesJeeves of course was the butler....

Macduff55094Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
The Illinois Hillbillies Poem

The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion...

mcradloff5081Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
Silly me Andrews 50 word challenge Poem

Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?...

Unknown5083Feb 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Sawasdee Welcome to Thailand Poem

‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL...

thesunandthesea5068Feb 2011Feb 2011
gnj4u
Till Death Do Us Part Poem

Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every...

gardenhackle50611Aug 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
Earlgreytea50610Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
five p out rage Poem

five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c...

wayne345067Aug 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
Silly Story Saturday Poem

Silly Story SaturdaySilly today - Saturday crazy!...

ImagineLove5068Oct 2014Nov 2014
Unknown
karma Poem

karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on...

Nuwahri615060Jan 2014
shadow195050619Mar 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Will Ferrell Poem

Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite...

mcradloff5050Dec 2013

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