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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Fishing StoriesThought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other tim... | CloudySky | 557 | 11 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 Unknown |
think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that... | kickit22 | 557 | 7 | Aug 2011 | Mar 2023 Unknown |
your touchhehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp... | kickit22 | 556 | 8 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th... | cambuff | 556 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 agoodguy2have |
Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc... | shadow1950 | 556 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten... | Buffybear | 556 | 0 | May 2014 | |
More JokesQ: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Q: Why have scientists started u... | steve1223 | 555 | 6 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...... | madtat29 | 555 | 10 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
LarryI am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day... | fjamesj9701 | 555 | 8 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 fjamesj9701 |
7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!... | WILDANDREADY | 555 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 WILDANDREADY |
The Old HagThe great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 555 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
up rootedok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees... | kickit22 | 554 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 girlbillie |
billy done run wildsoomebody stop me...... | hedistuff | 554 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
The tale of an InsomniacI lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP... | Unknown | 554 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these... | fjamesj9701 | 554 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Recipe for heartacheMnnn...tasty... | madtat29 | 553 | 11 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 candykid |
hedi's pastbest job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)... | hedistuff | 553 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
'Getting Married'Never say Never... | Unknown | 552 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Unknown |
Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.... | mcradloff | 552 | 6 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"... | GMS75 | 552 | 2 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 GMS75 |
chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'... | Nuwahri61 | 551 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 soulgoddess |
"Merry Christmas to all"Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!... | Unknown | 550 | 10 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.... | steve1223 | 550 | 10 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
a love matchit's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 550 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 optimisticme |
fright night.oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being si... | kickit22 | 550 | 8 | May 2011 | May 2011 kickit22 |
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted... | steve1223 | 549 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
SleeplessA sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As sta... | Unknown | 548 | 6 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
Coffee and PoetryReposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!... | ImagineLove | 547 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
Robin WilliamsJust missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is defi... | mcradloff | 547 | 6 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 mcradloff |
I am coming back !!!I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do... | morgen90210 | 546 | 2 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 morgen90210 |
Little Red Riding HoodIngredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding H... | steve1223 | 546 | 10 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 steve1223 |
santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin... | mickypeeps | 546 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 mcradloff |
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching SoccerI have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.... | mcradloff | 544 | 8 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 mcradloff |
David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.... | mcradloff | 544 | 0 | May 2015 | |
Pretty HappyI'm bored.... | K_Ann_70 | 544 | 2 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
HIGH NOON SAGA challengewhat I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry p... | morgen90210 | 544 | 6 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station.... | 2725dl | 543 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o... | iluvisis1 | 543 | 3 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 Macduff5 |
If I were a furnitureMy funny take on inanimate objects around our homes... If they could talk... What would they be saying or thinking???? The mind boggles!... | orientalkoru | 543 | 17 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
fishin' linesanybody got a hook?... | agoodguy2have | 543 | 12 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
LostTwo weeks lost in our new city....... | amahlala | 543 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Redex |
Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx... | andrew149 | 543 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 andrew149 |
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