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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Briefs or Boxers?Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)... | AndyE | 438 | 6 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2012 niah9 |
dream vs. reality.LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.... | kickit22 | 438 | 8 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
time and lighti don't know guess just got bored.... | kickit22 | 438 | 10 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
Nuttynow you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here che... | longte | 438 | 3 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 longte |
duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme... | darkhorse555 | 438 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Mystery of lifewhy?... | shadow1950 | 438 | 2 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 shadow1950 |
JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci... | Unknown | 438 | 1 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba |
O Gee, I guess...A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL... | AnoniAmos | 438 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 AnoniAmos |
a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i... | Unknown | 437 | 1 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 Unknown |
Bill's Challenge to meI wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them... | shadow1950 | 437 | 3 | Mar 2013 | Jun 2013 shadow1950 |
BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)... | steve1223 | 437 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 beautifulyou |
The roomNew stuff...... | madtat29 | 437 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 madtat29 |
Thutan KahanTranslated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)... | steve1223 | 437 | 2 | May 2012 | May 2012 steve1223 |
"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner.... | Unknown | 436 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
HOOKEDlol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 436 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Dec 2010 niah9 |
Just horribleya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.... | kickit22 | 436 | 7 | May 2011 | May 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....... | Unknown | 436 | 11 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet... | nonsmoker | 435 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Drink meI do write quite a few funny ones too... | Poetryman64 | 434 | 1 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 Deenaz1 |
Still CluelessTrue story... | Unknown | 434 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Total Rubbish!Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!... | optimisticme | 434 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
Ode to a computerI do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it.... | lisaofflorida64 | 434 | 5 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 lisaofflorida64 |
Secretary's MemoSecretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly dru... | optimisticme | 433 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 433 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
candy heartif i forgot anything just imagine its there to... | Unknown | 432 | 1 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 Unknown |
I AINT NO QUITTER!I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I... | optimisticme | 432 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
And The Question is?I've been reviewing the situtation, contemplating my mental state, It's been a long time coming, and I hope, not too late. The one thing that se... | optimisticme | 432 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 Ladybee42 |
An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!... | Unknown | 432 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Beautifulyou spellingthis is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten... | morgen90210 | 432 | 2 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 morgen90210 |
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my... | steve1223 | 432 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue... | GMS75 | 432 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!... | yaspark | 432 | 11 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 yaspark |
FaultyOk so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always b... | Unknown | 431 | 2 | Sep 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
TERRIFIEDFirst day back in the classroom... | Unknown | 431 | 2 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????... | boyshchrm6 | 431 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Late for workGot up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it... | Unknown | 431 | 7 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)... | Unknown | 431 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
JohnRyan2004There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this... | Unknown | 431 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
MENWHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM... | Unknown | 430 | 1 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 marikia |
I am slightly insaneCupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane... | Unknown | 430 | 9 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
Doctor jokesMerry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes... | Oceanzest | 429 | 3 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 BeneathePines |
IFThe importance of such a little word...... | GingerGee | 429 | 6 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 WILDANDREADY |
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