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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
MY CHERISHED PHONE Poem

MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!...

WILDANDREADY62310Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
Clearance rack Poem

Clearance rackOverheard this sorting through the clearance rack...

yaspark62312Jan 2020Feb 2020
yaspark
Dating Woes Poem

Dating WoesSome of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!...

boyshchrm662321May 2011Jul 2011
boyshchrm6
OOH WOMEN Poem

OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy...

Unknown6235Jun 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Scare the Ghost Poem

Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra...

cafetwo20106225Apr 2011Oct 2017
godsprincess
Youre so fine Poem

You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)...

Girlygirl19634962215May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
My Dog The Cat Poem

My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!...

K_Ann_706215Aug 2017Jul 2018
Happychatty1
Entrapment Part 2 Poem

Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,...

cambuff6210Sep 2010

Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)...

Yankee4you6216Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
Spring cometh Poem

Spring cometh!In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be cer...

cafetwo201062011Mar 2014Mar 2014
beautifulyou
2014 Challenge What is your prediction Poem

2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of...

cafetwo20106206May 2014May 2014
cafetwo2010
My Date Poem

My DateEnjoying a nice steak :-)...

Girlygirl19634961918Jun 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349
By the River Poem

By the RiverDown by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For h...

steve122361910May 2012Jun 2012
Poetnumber1
STRETCH Poem

STRETCHAh a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol....

Bentlee6196Sep 2009Sep 2009
Bentlee
wrapped in a riddle Poem

wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)...

hedistuff6183Oct 2012Oct 2012
gnj4u
Won A Poetry Contest ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN Poem

Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books...

cambridgemiss6185Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Xmas Shopping Poem

Xmas ShoppingShopping in the winter is sometimes like this....

boyshchrm66179Dec 2009Jan 2010
boyshchrm6
Quiver Poem

QuiverI Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you ar...

boyshchrm661614Jan 2010Feb 2010
boyshchrm6
a new brew Poem

a new brewi have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made u...

kickit2261618May 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
William Shakespeare Poem

William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition...

Unknown61611Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Lousy poem

Lousy poemPlease help disparage this poem..lol...

cafetwo201061614May 2012May 2012
cafetwo2010
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE Poem

Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said...

studecar6151May 2012May 2012
lucy1777
Paranoid Poem

Paranoid!Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'...

cafetwo20106158Jun 2011Jun 2011
Pinkpoetress
mike tyson limerick Poem

mike tyson limericki hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry...

Unknown61513Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
Closeted Fears Within Poem

Closeted Fears WithinGotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol....

boyshchrm661512Feb 2010Nov 2011
Unknown
Fill Poem

Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations.......

2725dl6156Mar 2013Jul 2013
orientalkoru
Seeking women 134 to 798 Poem

Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca...

cafetwo201061414Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
Sorry Poem

SorrySorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out...

Abby19636149Jun 2019Jun 2019
Abby1963
Poets Corner Poem

Poets CornerPoets...

2725dl6147Jan 2013Feb 2013
madtat29
New License Plates Poem

New License PlatesSome are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was....

mcradloff6135May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Thunk Worst poem Poem

Thunk (Worst poem)A piece of slop..lol....

cafetwo20106126May 2012May 2012
adjhe
Silly stuff Mrs Fledgler The Funeral Poem

Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.Well what can I say really???...

caroljoyce61213Jun 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
WINE Poem

WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun.......

Unknown6124Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
A drunkards poem 2 Poem

A drunkards poem #2Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS...

cafetwo201061226Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
High Noon Morgen and Cafe lets duel Poem

High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon ....

fjamesj970161223Apr 2013Apr 2013
ladyjewel
CS Style Xmas Tree Poem

CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th...

Stedan6112Dec 2014Dec 2014
jazzy75
polar bear Poem

polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed...

Unknown61112Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
Crazy Joe Poem

Crazy JoeFor Granddad...

K_Ann_706108Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Who viewed me Poem

Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v...

cafetwo201061011Mar 2014Apr 2014
trurorob
Time Ahead Of You Poem

Time Ahead Of YouFirewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Re...

EyeLook4U6090Jan 2013
You can kiss my Poem

You can kiss my $%#Humorist mood...

Unknown6085Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown
Roll Out Roll Out Step Right This Way Poem

"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the s...

hedistuff6087Jun 2011Jul 2011
Unknown

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