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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!... | WILDANDREADY | 623 | 10 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
Clearance rackOverheard this sorting through the clearance rack... | yaspark | 623 | 12 | Jan 2020 | Feb 2020 yaspark |
Dating WoesSome of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!... | boyshchrm6 | 623 | 21 | May 2011 | Jul 2011 boyshchrm6 |
OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy... | Unknown | 623 | 5 | Jun 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra... | cafetwo2010 | 622 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Oct 2017 godsprincess |
You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 622 | 15 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 pinklady1967 |
My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!... | K_Ann_70 | 621 | 5 | Aug 2017 | Jul 2018 Happychatty1 |
Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,... | cambuff | 621 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)... | Yankee4you | 621 | 6 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Spring cometh!In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be cer... | cafetwo2010 | 620 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of... | cafetwo2010 | 620 | 6 | May 2014 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
My DateEnjoying a nice steak :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 619 | 18 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
By the RiverDown by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For h... | steve1223 | 619 | 10 | May 2012 | Jun 2012 Poetnumber1 |
STRETCHAh a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.... | Bentlee | 619 | 6 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Bentlee |
wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)... | hedistuff | 618 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 gnj4u |
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books... | cambridgemiss | 618 | 5 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Xmas ShoppingShopping in the winter is sometimes like this.... | boyshchrm6 | 617 | 9 | Dec 2009 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
QuiverI Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you ar... | boyshchrm6 | 616 | 14 | Jan 2010 | Feb 2010 boyshchrm6 |
a new brewi have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made u... | kickit22 | 616 | 18 | May 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition... | Unknown | 616 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Lousy poemPlease help disparage this poem..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 616 | 14 | May 2012 | May 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said... | studecar | 615 | 1 | May 2012 | May 2012 lucy1777 |
Paranoid!Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'... | cafetwo2010 | 615 | 8 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Pinkpoetress |
mike tyson limericki hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry... | Unknown | 615 | 13 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
Closeted Fears WithinGotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.... | boyshchrm6 | 615 | 12 | Feb 2010 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations....... | 2725dl | 615 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2013 orientalkoru |
Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca... | cafetwo2010 | 614 | 14 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
SorrySorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out... | Abby1963 | 614 | 9 | Jun 2019 | Jun 2019 Abby1963 |
Poets CornerPoets... | 2725dl | 614 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Feb 2013 madtat29 |
New License PlatesSome are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.... | mcradloff | 613 | 5 | May 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
Thunk (Worst poem)A piece of slop..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 612 | 6 | May 2012 | May 2012 adjhe |
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.Well what can I say really???... | caroljoyce | 612 | 13 | Jun 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....... | Unknown | 612 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
A drunkards poem #2Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS... | cafetwo2010 | 612 | 26 | Jun 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .... | fjamesj9701 | 612 | 23 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 ladyjewel |
CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th... | Stedan | 611 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 jazzy75 |
polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed... | Unknown | 611 | 12 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
Crazy JoeFor Granddad... | K_Ann_70 | 610 | 8 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v... | cafetwo2010 | 610 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
Time Ahead Of YouFirewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Re... | EyeLook4U | 609 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
You can kiss my $%#Humorist mood... | Unknown | 608 | 5 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the s... | hedistuff | 608 | 7 | Jun 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
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