| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 i am me by name.. tex me @ 543%--'"6775$$&-7764$'"#3466''%3456&'%3" $%5446&::'"*"&-775%';:""555*':''At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 1,061 | 14 | Dec 2016 | Nov 2017 Poetnumber1 |
 Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words... | studecar | 1,056 | 4 | May 2012 | May 2012 CloudySky |
 just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. .... | hedistuff | 1,053 | 24 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 hedistuff |
The Nothing PoemOk, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 1,047 | 15 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2017 lindsyjones |
Love ScaleJust having fun with numbers..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,045 | 7 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,040 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Apr 2017 godsprincess |
Are you insane? Check yes/ noA lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?... | cafetwo2010 | 1,039 | 23 | May 2016 | Apr 2017 cafetwo2010 |
 YawnI was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?... | mcradloff | 1,034 | 16 | Jul 2012 | Aug 2012 mcradloff |
 Egg Headjust one of those days.lol..... | kickit22 | 1,028 | 21 | May 2012 | May 2012 Poetnumber1 |
 The GobbledothThe Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....... | steve1223 | 1,028 | 4 | Jun 2011 | Nov 2017 steve1223 |
Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical... | socrates44 | 1,018 | 10 | Dec 2013 | Feb 2014 socrates44 |
toilet tennisthis actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was t... | kickit22 | 1,016 | 9 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Earlgreytea |
 Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,016 | 11 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Macduff5 |
 Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...... | Hekamaat | 1,016 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 marikia |
 Greedy date haikuMy tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?... | Spartacus2012 | 1,014 | 5 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Spartacus2012 |
 KISSING COUSINSCan you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate... | Unknown | 1,005 | 9 | Mar 2012 | Feb 2013 Unknown |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 999 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
"Shove Off"I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that... | swade777 | 995 | 24 | May 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.... | mcradloff | 982 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
 clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo... | cherryreggae | 981 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 cherryreggae |
 I got a kiss!I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! | morgen90210 | 978 | 10 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2015 morgen90210 |
Castle coffeeAnybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol... | cafetwo2010 | 969 | 23 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
 Slightly CloudySlightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered... | fjamesj9701 | 966 | 16 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
 WHO DARES WIN?!!!!additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. S... | thesunandthesea | 960 | 18 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
 Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)Having a go at this was fun......... | Yankee4you | 955 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Ahyra |
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad SpellingThis is about as evil as I get...God help me!... | Unknown | 951 | 10 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to... | ironman | 950 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 QuietStormF |
 Caughtone day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one... | honeybear3000 | 944 | 6 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 honeybear3000 |
A Northumbrian PrayerLight hearted banter.... | Unknown | 944 | 3 | Jan 2016 | Aug 2017 Unknown |
 Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 941 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
Show me the way!...Was it something I said...?... | Hekamaat | 938 | 7 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
 ~Bare in Belize~ LimerickThere was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on hair... | Bentlee | 937 | 14 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Bentlee |
 Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 936 | 2 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 ladygwen123 |
 FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 935 | 32 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 pinklady1967 |
Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...... | Hekamaat | 930 | 17 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
 incorrigibleIncorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correct... | gnj4u | 926 | 13 | Mar 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)Cowboy Limerick :)... | ReaderOfSouls | 926 | 8 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 gnj4u |
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.... | Unknown | 925 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 923 | 16 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)... | Unknown | 921 | 9 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 beautifulyou |
MY only GUY..at night..:")I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol... | thesunandthesea | 919 | 25 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem... | jockboy61 | 918 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
