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Surprise Limerick

There is a guy named Fred,
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
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Posted: Oct 2012

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Odette67
There is a guy named Fred,
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.


HAHAHAHA This does happen. laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
mcradloff
That's a good one. Tone Loc has a similar thing happen in his song Funky Cold Medina: it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man! I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer weiner, you must be sure that the girl is pure with the funky cold medina. Ain't no playin with a man, this the 80's and Tone's down with the ladies, no joke!rolling on the floor laughing jackolantern
studecar
Thank both of you for reading my limerick, that situation would put a chill on things.Fortunately I have never had that happen to me.
orientalkoru
Lol...I've heard some stories of this kind too! Thanks for the laugh!bouquet
CloudySky
EEk, not a surprise that most men want to find! rolling on the floor laughing Thanks for the laugh.
CelticPoet12
Studecar, good job on the limerick. I've heard of more than one black eye. Whoa. Yes, it does happen. Celtic
studecar
Thank all of you who have read my limericks,I just try to add a little(maybe very little) humor to CS Poetry section. studecar
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