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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.... | boyshchrm6 | 455 | 8 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 boyshchrm6 |
AngelThis came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...... | Hekamaat | 455 | 2 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
JeepersPoetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Line... | iluvisis1 | 454 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Aug 2011 marikia |
The Postman always calls twice!!I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.... | Unknown | 454 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.... | kickit22 | 454 | 9 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Macduff5 |
Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to... | optimisticme | 454 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food... | steve1223 | 454 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 steve1223 |
In Answer to the Worst PoemsWhat can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.... | moongirl1 | 454 | 1 | May 2012 | Mar 2013 madtat29 |
my life's essentialssenryu... | socrates44 | 454 | 8 | Jun 2022 | Jul 2022 socrates44 |
My MailboxJust some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!... | ImagineLove | 454 | 5 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
DREAM JUMPER THE OTHERSIDEENJOY... | Victorsfmallare | 453 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
To MumThis was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon... | Katfight | 453 | 3 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 |
Reward for Information!I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, hea... | optimisticme | 453 | 5 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 caroljoyce |
Meltdown!???????Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word i... | optimisticme | 452 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity... | optimisticme | 452 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s... | Unknown | 452 | 0 | May 2011 | |
Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi... | morgen90210 | 452 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched... | Unknown | 452 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
Electric Sagayou gotta have humour in life... | shadow1950 | 451 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 john17021984 |
The State Of PlayWhats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the gam... | optimisticme | 451 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
acidlife is like acid.......... lets trip.... | Unknown | 451 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
smiling at narcolepsyit's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha... | Unknown | 451 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Ladybee42 |
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a... | morgen90210 | 451 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Poetnumber1 |
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!... | Unknown | 450 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
I know it's wrong but I must have youIt's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.... | moongirl1 | 450 | 2 | Aug 2012 | Mar 2013 madtat29 |
o m gjust look at ur self after a bath??... | tiswas1945 | 450 | 4 | Jul 2012 | Aug 2012 andrew149 |
Not quite sureNot quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence... | Unknown | 450 | 3 | Jul 2009 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
The NeighboursLook I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?... | optimisticme | 450 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol... | cambuff | 450 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 stareyes |
like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....... | honeybear3000 | 450 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
extractsThe sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my... | branksome | 450 | 5 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
DAYDREAMINGJust daydreaming AGAIN... | EXRED | 450 | 12 | Jun 2019 | Jun 2019 EXRED |
The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang... | caroljoyce | 449 | 8 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t... | Unknown | 449 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think... | steve1223 | 449 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox... | steve1223 | 448 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g... | steve1223 | 448 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey... | fugitive432 | 448 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.... | GMS75 | 447 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok... | darkhorse555 | 447 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 447 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 paloma66 |
Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.... | funnyguy222 | 447 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
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