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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
Two many mirrors Poem

Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme....

boyshchrm64558Sep 2009Sep 2009
boyshchrm6
Angel Poem

AngelThis came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road......

Hekamaat4552Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
Jeepers Poem

JeepersPoetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Line...

iluvisis14543Jan 2011Aug 2011
marikia
The Postman always calls twice Poem

The Postman always calls twice!!I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL....

Unknown4547Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
can I be your Sun and Sea thesunandthesea Poem

can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud....

kickit224549Jun 2011Jun 2011
Macduff5

Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to...

optimisticme4540Sep 2011
Young Drakonius Poem

Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food...

steve12234544Nov 2012Nov 2012
steve1223
In Answer to the Worst Poems Poem

In Answer to the Worst PoemsWhat can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing....

moongirl14541May 2012Mar 2013
madtat29
socrates444548Jun 2022Jul 2022
socrates44
My Mailbox Poem

My MailboxJust some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!...

ImagineLove4545Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Victorsfmallare4532Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
To Mum Poem

To MumThis was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon...

Katfight4533Jun 2009Oct 2009
boyshchrm6

Reward for Information!I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, hea...

optimisticme4535Apr 2010Apr 2010
caroljoyce

Meltdown!???????Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word i...

optimisticme4522May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have

Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity...

optimisticme4522May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
Turtle Soup Poem

Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s...

Unknown4520May 2011
Do the chicken dance EpisodeII Poem

Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi...

morgen902104524Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
The Photo Poem

The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched...

Unknown4520Jan 2014
Electric Saga Poem

Electric Sagayou gotta have humour in life...

shadow19504515Mar 2013Mar 2013
john17021984

The State Of PlayWhats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the gam...

optimisticme4512May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
acid Poem

acidlife is like acid.......... lets trip....

Unknown4512Nov 2009Nov 2009
Unknown
smiling at narcolepsy Poem

smiling at narcolepsyit's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha...

Unknown4511Oct 2012Oct 2012
Ladybee42
Would you have me for breakfast lunch or dinner Poem

Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a...

morgen902104511Jan 2013Jan 2013
Poetnumber1
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes Poem

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!...

Unknown4501Dec 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
I know its wrong but I must have you Poem

I know it's wrong but I must have youIt's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry....

moongirl14502Aug 2012Mar 2013
madtat29
o m g Poem

o m gjust look at ur self after a bath??...

tiswas19454504Jul 2012Aug 2012
andrew149
Not quite sure Poem

Not quite sureNot quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence...

Unknown4503Jul 2009Aug 2009
Unknown

The NeighboursLook I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?...

optimisticme4502May 2010May 2010
Ladybee42
Cuttin Free Poem

Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol...

cambuff4505Jul 2010Jul 2010
stareyes
like hallmark i think Poem

like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol.......

honeybear30004500Oct 2013
extracts Poem

extractsThe sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my...

branksome4505Mar 2014Apr 2014
trurorob
DAYDREAMING Poem

DAYDREAMINGJust daydreaming AGAIN...

EXRED45012Jun 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
The Row Poem

The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang...

caroljoyce4498May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
fisherman Poem

fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t...

Unknown4491Oct 2009Nov 2009
Unknown
Just Another Day At Work Poem

Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think...

steve12234496Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
A Terror For The Chickens Poem

A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox...

steve12234486Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
The Day After Yesterday Poem

The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g...

steve12234482Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
Play on Words Poem

Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey...

fugitive4324480Jan 2015
Shopping Madness Poem

Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said....

GMS754472Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
lost the forest ha ha Poem

lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok...

darkhorse5554475Mar 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
The Chair Of Doom Poem

The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour...

steve12234474Apr 2013Apr 2013
paloma66
Since I dont have you Poem

Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder....

funnyguy2224476Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown

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