Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful than the atomic bomb!! Nothing beats life of eat,sleep and sit. Ghouls are on diet so i'm off their shopping list...vampires says my blood is just too sweet to drink...And zombies shun me for having too many fats.Mr. Werewolf doing time for eating Hamburgler... I'm stuck with no one to take me as dinner! All you can eat and i'm wholesome and 100% organic ...plus i've got all of my shot when I was a baby... Goodness and fresh ...Juicy and nice ...Any takers ???