by HekamaatAskeaton, Limerick, Ireland
Mar 2011 921 Views 17 comments
Cat-Food
There once was a man in Askeaton
who didn't care what he was eatin'
So he slowly got fat
'til he swallowed a cat-
Now his stomach is in for a beatin'...
who didn't care what he was eatin'
So he slowly got fat
'til he swallowed a cat-
Now his stomach is in for a beatin'...
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Mar 2011
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Comments (17)
A limerick from someone from Limerick.....bet that one will go down well at the local pub.
Funny limerick!
and cat-scratch fever
Finally!!!!!
you ATE the KAT!!!!!!!!!!!
aaa----hhhhhhh
I sincere...(Meoow!)...ly apologise to all...(hic)...catlovers...!
I promise, I'll pay for your VAT!
ah-I have another choice
I’m sure you’ll rejoice
Let’s go and----eat ----> Chocolate!!!!!!
I'm off now. Gotta see a (hic!) vet...
(Save a little for me, please... I have to go back to sleep now)