Single still and many wonder why
Should be able to find a wife if I try
Possessing all the qualities it will take
A good husband to make

I have seen so many weep
Because they did not look before they leap
Not taking time enough before sealing their fate
Or really getting to know the one with whom they mate

I have no cupboard so I have nothing to hide
And females love to be told lies
It's ok if later there are regrets
That at first the truth was stretched

But I believe in telling the truth
That is why I am oft forsook