Bill and Kimmy's married bliss
Went on for just a year.
But something then became amiss
And Kimmy's health got queer.
When making love nigh every time
She fainted straight away.
So they told the doc about this sign
To see what he would say.
I'm afraid I've got bad news for you
You need to take a seat.
You see there's nothing I can do
This problem will repeat.
And next time that it happens, dear
It might cost you your life
Tell Bill your bed he can't get near
If he really loves his wife.
For days on end they suffered so
Upstairs in bed she slept,
Him on the couch the floor below
And every night she wept.
And then one night he couldn't last
He thought about her kisses sweet
So up the stairs he had to dash
And halfway up they both did meet.
I was comin' up to kill you, Kim
I'm afraid I cannot lie.
No worries love she said to him
'Cause I was comin' down to die.