Maw! She smokes a corn cob pipe,
and Pa sleeps on the porch.
Has ta ! Stupid bugger,
burned the Cabin with a torch.
Maw just sits there a'rockin
and listens to him snore,
Pa's lost all motivation,
he don't even fish no more.

I got a job in Bumpkinville
cleanin' brass spitoons,
Bought a TV with my pay
so Ma could watch cartoons.
Pa listened in, heard Fred exclaim,
"Yabba Dabba Doo !!"
Told Ma,"Pack up. We're movin'.
That's what we're gonna do."

Now we live in a dark old cave
on Yippan Holler Hill.
To live up there is wonderful
it really is a thrill !
The little house that was outback
is now at our front door.
Now Ma and Pa don't have to run
as far as they did before !