An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls)
When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell. There will be no charge for this service she will give but in her royal wisdom she says "Midgies have to live!" So on entering The Midgie Queendom there is a little fee it's only a pint of blood from you, and a now anaemic me!