An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland

An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland
(section A1-compulsory tolls)

When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel
where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell.
There will be no charge for this service she will give
but in her royal wisdom she says "Midgies have to live!"
So on entering The Midgie Queendom there is a little fee
it's only a pint of blood from you, and a now anaemic me!

sonofadam
Chief Aide To Queen Midge
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Posted: Jul 2009

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