Xmas card from a broad

by OceanzestHamilton, Waikato, New Zealand

Dec 2021 297 Views 4 comments

Xmas card from a broad

She penned it by the water
deep within the fjord
folded into quarter
my Xmas card from a broad

She wished me joyful tidings
it struck a pleasant chord
I'll have to return the sentiment
my Xmas card from a broad

I'll send her sexy nightwear
the best I can afford
promise a future liaison
my Xmas card from a broad

But she's half my age and distant
and I can only thank the Lord
my prowess won't soon be put to test
my Xmas card from a broad

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Posted: Dec 2021

About this poem:

toying with "a letter from abroad.."

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salamunaDeventer, Overijssel NetherlandsDec 12, 2021

WOW ocean! i am really impressed..you ve made my day! hope she will appreciate "nightwear
the best I can afford". merry Xmas to you! Lily

Mizzy4Navan, Meath IrelandDec 12, 2021

A broad from abroad...
Interesting twist Ocean,

FargoFansydney, New South Wales AustraliaDec 17, 2021

'Xmas card from a broad' sounds like a story Damon Runyon might have written.

morgen90210singapore, Central Singapore SingaporeDec 17, 2021

nice start to a xmas spirit
waiting for mine from 2 broads from abroad...ha ha ha
well i dont i can get them nightwears
but video calls to warm their hearts

thanks for sharing

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