the old "Hollywood Squares" game show, hosted by Peter Marshall
real past off the cuff responses...

Peter: "What is a good reason for pounding meat?"
Paul Lynde: "Loneliness?"

Peter: "True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?"
George Gobel: "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes."

Peter: "You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?"
Don Knotts: "That's what's been keeping me awake."

Peter: "You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?"
Charlie Weaver: "Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries."

Peter: "In bowling, what's a perfect score?"
Rose Marie: "Ralph, the pin boy."

Peter: "During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?"
Rose Marie: "Unfortunately, I'm always safe in the bedroom."

Peter: "According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?"
Charlie Weaver: "It got me out of the army."

Peter: "It is the most abused and neglected part of your body. What is it?"
Paul Lynde: "Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected."

Peter: "Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?"
Paul Lynde: "Who told you about my elephant?"