I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas).

'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner
'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream' - rush limbaugh
'feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians' - pat robertson
'feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings' - cheris kramerae
'too much capitalism does not mean too many capitalists, but too few capitalists' - gk chesterton
'magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refridgerators' - dave barry
'patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it' - george bernard shaw
'when a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of it's voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of it's hands and purity of it's heart' - ralph waldo emerson
'idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive' - william f buckley
'if there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion' - edmond and jules de goncourt
'the power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it' - george bernard shaw
'to avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing' - elbert hubbard
'puritanism - the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy' - henry mencken
'if you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married' - katherine hepburn
'america is the first country to have gone from barbarism to decadence without the usual intervening period of civilization' - oscar wilde
'the place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum' - havelock ellis
'the basis of optimism is sheer terror' - oscar wilde
'communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff' - frank zappa
'my pessimism extends to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists' - jean rostand
'under capitalism, man exploits man. under communism, it's just the opposite' - john kenneth galbraith
'seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. and if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some' - alfred hitchcock