What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Q: What do you call a bear without ears?
A: B
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey!


there may have never been a Misson
there may have never been a Libertalia
but here's to the sea raider's legend
down there in Madagascar
on the edge of the map
a sea dog utopia
under a white flag
where they once cried
for God and Liberty!
and all men took equal
in the spoils
privateers, one and all
will we join them in mind
over the ocean's crests
we sail poets!!