well a turkeys lot
is not a happy one
as thanksgiving
and christmas appear
all my plans going
up in smoke
as i will by the
end of the year
its just not fair
not ruddy bit
to be born as a turkey
gobble its just not fair
for i ve got dreams
for i ve got hopes
now its all turkey despair

i ve got fields to see
and turkeys to meet
i need romance turkey style
please spare this turkey
a little while longer
please hear my gobble
as i start to wobble
thats shake in your vocabulary
why dont you see
what you re doing to me
i am nearly a nervous wreck
at the thought of you
in the dead of night
grabbing me around the neck

ode to the turkeys everywhere
be sick be awkward go thin
if you dont you will pay
come thanksgiving day
feathers are plucked
down to the skin
what an end to a turkey fair
bald as a badger
so let me just say when you
eat me that day
indigestion your welcome there