Elephants are such brilliant creatures,
They come fully loaded with excellent features,
Why has an elephant got green feet?
So it can hide upside down on a snooker table and not be seen,
That’s really neat!
Ever seen an elephant hiding upside down on a snooker table?
No?…
Darned good camouflage hey?
And…
There’s more to say,
Before I finish this fable,
What does an elephant do when it gets stuck in a tree?
Why….It sits on a leaf and waits ‘til autumn,
Don’t you see?
And to stretch things a little further possibly,
How about getting four elephants into a mini?
Two in the back and two in the front…Silly,
And …
There’s still some room in the trunk…Heh Heh!