The Debt Man

I found a begging letter
lying behind my front door,
just because I am a debtor
the debt man asked for more.
I tell the stupid debt man,
“No blood money do I own
you only get from a poor man
the blood you get from stone!”
Threat of the debtor’s court
I’ll answer just the once
in my very personal retort,
“Do it you stupid ponce!”

After a little deliberation
and a long, long, hesitation.

I offer him ten plus ten
pounds every single month,
“That should be enough then
to shut your begging mouth,
but if for sure in the future
some payments I will miss
and only if your lips are pure
my rear end you can kiss!”

sonofadam