Limerzickz

There once was a woman that lived at the Ritz
Who had these great enormous huge zits
She tried hundreds of cures
But was finally able to lure
Men to her table with her new tempting awesome tidbits.
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Couldn't hold back any longer.
Let your conscience be your guide.

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gnj4u
Hi, boyshchrm6,
Nice limeRitz! Brings back memories of the piano bar at the Ritz (with friends sans zits!).
niah9
Well I guess its up to us which way to view....but clever write, you're all doing well....boyshchrm6...
Niahbanana dancing
agoodguy2have
ok, whoever said limericks are a fever?...i think they may be correct! good one. ;-)
Ladybee42
laugh laugh applause applause
I just want to stay out of the way of those zits!

bouquet bouquet
boyshchrm6
Thanks gnj4u. Glad my poem was
able to instill fond memories..lol.confused dunno cheers
boyshchrm6
Thanks Niah. Glad you saw it was open
to interpretation...lol.angel grin wine wine dunno
Earlgreytea
well, you made me smile...thumbs up
boyshchrm6
Well heck Andrew, you at least get
an A for honesty...lol.angel wow thumbs up
jazzy75
lol....it's a good thing i wasn't eating breakfast while reading this one!! rolling on the floor laughing nicely done!
boyshchrm6
thanks a Goodguy.We shall hope
the fever soon breaks.rolling on the floor laughing angel dancing
boyshchrm6
thanks a Goodguy.We shall hope
the fever soon breaks.rolling on the floor laughing angel dancing
boyshchrm6
Yes enormous huge zits Ladybee and her new tidbits were
even larger...wow innocent dunno
ReaderOfSouls
All I can say is, "Get that woman some Clean N'Clear" now!" laugh She must be a heck of a woman to lure men to her table, zits and all. laugh

Very cute,hon!! thumbs up wine hug heart wings teddybear
boyshchrm6
Thanks, glad I made you smile Jazzy.head banger hug grin
boyshchrm6
Thank you ROS. What a woman she was.
Wishing you a speedy recovery ROS.angel comfort head banger
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