I caught a mice,
it was not nice,
stealing my rice,
I put it on ice!

I caught a fish,
to make a dish,
recipe was Swedish,
now off my list.

I caught a dog,
it barks at the log,
run at the fog,
and roll on the bog!

I caught a cat,
it smell a rat,
shredded my hat,
and wet my mat!

I caught a horse,
shown him who's boss,
a kick and a toss,
I fought and lost!

I caught a duck,
there goes my luck,
wife bottom it pluck,
and i hit the muck!

Now i catch nothing,
nothing better than anything,
beaten up over everything,
can't stop me for trying.