Judge Judy

You folks have been sworn in and can be seated.

Your contract for babysitting services
have been null and void.
Wipe that silly grin from your face
you’re making me annoyed!

I’ve read you’re statement
now look in my eyes!
I can tell by your smirk
you’ll telling me a LIE!

Based upon the testimony of your witness I can see.
Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

Case dismissed!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Dec 2012

Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.

Post Comment

Comments (14)

Ladybee42
'Let's be fair, I just wanna be fair about this'! laugh

I think she's great - tough but great.

snowman2 snowman2 snowman2
SundaySilence
JUDGE JUDY! What's not to love!peace
cafetwo2010
A lil wine and a knights kiss and you'll have a hung jury..Judy, Judy, Judy!
SundaySilence
OMG! Now tell me...who is your anesthesiologist?cool
TheKoreanGhost
SSilence.rolling on the floor laughing laugh Judy is so cool.
SundaySilence
She's from Brooklyn and knows her stuff. peace
gnj4u
Hi, SundaySilence,
Yes, justice with a human face and "withering contempt for the arrogant or devious." What an exciting legal and TV career her brilliant mind and caring afforded her. Thanks for sharing Judge Judy.
Fellsman
Judge Judy... That lady certainly takes no prisoners, amusingly narrated.

Bill wine
SundaySilence
Thank you gnj. I agree Judge Judy is brillant and has really caught my attention on a daily basis. No question she's the commander of her own ship. boxing
SundaySilence
Thank you Bill. gingerbread
cherryreggae
She's a real.tough cookie...luv her!!!thumbs up grin cheering cool write Ty for sharingcool dancing head banger
Poetnumber1
laugh Well somebody have been watching a fair amount of Judge Judy.She sure tears one to pieces.Nice one Sundaywine
SundaySilence
Would you believe Judge Judy is 70 years old! Good Gawd, I sure hope I have that much fire when I hit that mark! yay
SundaySilence
Ha! Judge Judy was just aired. Thank you for reading my poem. peace
Post Comment - Let others know what you think about this Poem
Report Abuse for this page, if inappropiate
We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here