What’s with all these wolfs every place
Make me feel like a mental case.
The word Lycanthropy comes from the Greek
With lykoi, "wolf" and anthropos, "man" creating a freak.
Myths and legends of Werewolfs on the prowl
When the moon is full and they begin to howl.
Vampires are sexy it’s true but the Werewolf has big eyes
But getting too close is never wise.
His big mouth might be better to kiss me
But kissing a Werewolf is stupid not gutsy.
Like a wild dog with big teeth
Maybe there is a sheep underneath.
These wild hairy shape-shifter animal beasts
Have been known in a flash to turn you into a feast.
To check if your man is a Werewolf just look at his palm.
If there is lots of hair and there is no full moon stay calm.
Because this hairy beast will not harm you.
But be careful when the moon is full or you’ll resemble Irish stew.
Whenever there is a large full moon
A metamorphosis happens even in June.
Are his eyebrows joining in the middle
And he doesn’t play the fiddle?
If he passes on the fish and his hair is bright red
And he prefers eating raw meat instead.
This misunderstood furry creature’s bite is worst than his bark
And a relationship with a Wolfman is as useful as a Deutsche mark.
So my advice to you is you’d better watch out
And head for the hills and not lounge about.
These men will become animals it is written,
So run from the wolfman before you are smitten.

By Carol Vialogos