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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme... | darkhorse555 | 438 | 10 | May 2013 | May 12 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Ten ways to ward off a ZombieIt's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and... | cafetwo2010 | 4,337 | 10 | Oct 2011 | May 12 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 |
RentThis is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.... | mcradloff | 837 | 0 | Sep 2016 | May 12 | |
LarryI am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day... | fjamesj9701 | 554 | 8 | Mar 2013 | May 12 | Mar 2013 fjamesj9701 |
On and On and On She GoesI must be a terrible person.... | doglover14 | 455 | 11 | Apr 2020 | May 12 | Apr 2020 doglover14 |
Abe and the girlsAnother bible classic... | ladygwen123 | 836 | 4 | Mar 2016 | May 12 | Mar 2016 ladygwen123 |
Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago.... | CMerlyn | 701 | 6 | Jan 2015 | May 12 | Sep 2018 CMerlyn |
The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so.... | marikia | 630 | 5 | Apr 2011 | May 12 | Apr 2011 gnj4u |
Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason...... | CMerlyn | 896 | 8 | Nov 2014 | May 12 | Aug 2018 CMerlyn |
GrandmaCountry times... | Oceanzest | 342 | 3 | Aug 2021 | May 12 | Sep 2021 mcradloff |
I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex... | marikia | 1,211 | 9 | Jan 2015 | May 12 | Jan 2015 marikia |
In The DellSomething light hearted for a change of pace... | steve1223 | 594 | 8 | Aug 2014 | May 12 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
HeadlinersTired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible h... | cafetwo2010 | 531 | 8 | Oct 2016 | May 12 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 502 | 10 | Aug 2010 | May 12 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 472 | 11 | Mar 2011 | May 12 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 |
dream vs. reality.LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.... | kickit22 | 436 | 8 | Jun 2011 | May 12 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
Faking it.Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)... | Unknown | 480 | 12 | Feb 2011 | May 12 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
Twisted Fairy TaleA twisted fairy tale... | steve1223 | 1,378 | 1 | Jul 2011 | May 12 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...... | agoodguy2have | 499 | 7 | Mar 2011 | May 12 | Mar 2011 Macduff5 |
Jack the Lada hopefully lighted hearted twist... | shadow1950 | 493 | 12 | Feb 2013 | May 12 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Ring of deathA little Saturday morning something..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 647 | 10 | Jun 2012 | May 12 | Jul 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f... | Unknown | 296 | 0 | Apr 2012 | May 12 | Apr 2012 mcradloff |
Cowboy Astrological SignsA friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll.... | ReaderOfSouls | 275 | 0 | Feb 2022 | May 12 | |
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec... | nivanvc | 520 | 5 | Jan 2015 | May 12 | Jan 2015 48jojo |
Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | mcradloff | 735 | 12 | Apr 2013 | May 12 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
Life is a StruggleSmile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days........ | Unknown | 337 | 10 | Aug 2011 | May 12 | Aug 2011 niah9 |
The real Profilelol.... | cafetwo2010 | 532 | 12 | Jan 2012 | May 12 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink... | Unknown | 219 | 0 | Nov 2011 | May 12 | |
The Thunder SongMy favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's... | mcradloff | 504 | 0 | Jan 2013 | May 12 | |
Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...... | madtat29 | 555 | 10 | Feb 2014 | May 12 | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
Peggy and the OwlJust something out of a funny conversation today... | Unknown | 561 | 7 | May 2011 | May 12 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal... | marikia | 1,663 | 11 | Sep 2011 | May 12 | Sep 2011 gnj4u |
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 523 | 5 | Jul 2011 | May 12 | Jul 2011 Fellsman |
Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days... | Unknown | 214 | 0 | Nov 2012 | May 12 | |
CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural... | EyeLook4U | 317 | 0 | Oct 2018 | May 12 | |
Wet DreamJust checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol... | Happygolucky4u | 871 | 14 | Feb 2011 | May 12 | Dec 2020 Mizzy4 |
My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e... | coolcat1974 | 313 | 0 | Apr 2012 | May 12 | |
Electric Sagayou gotta have humour in life... | shadow1950 | 451 | 5 | Mar 2013 | May 12 | Mar 2013 john17021984 |
Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th... | gardenhackle | 304 | 5 | Jul 2010 | May 12 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 261 | 0 | Nov 2012 | May 12 | |
Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I... | EyeLook4U | 344 | 0 | Mar 2017 | May 12 | |
AFFAIRSYOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!... | WILDANDREADY | 665 | 5 | Feb 2015 | May 12 | Feb 2015 WILDANDREADY |
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