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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy... | Unknown | 623 | 5 | Jun 2012 | 13 hrs ago | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Cafe's ' Worst poem Challenge'A fun thing..... | cafetwo2010 | 580 | 6 | May 2012 | 13 hrs ago | May 2012 Macduff5 |
The Old HagThe great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 555 | 10 | Jul 2011 | 13 hrs ago | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
The Maid from KilkennyThere once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she... | Unknown | 344 | 3 | Jan 2011 | 13 hrs ago | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...... | YOV49 | 314 | 0 | Nov 2017 | 13 hrs ago | |
Eulogy For HDA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 439 | 3 | Jul 2013 | 13 hrs ago | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)... | Unknown | 345 | 1 | Dec 2012 | 13 hrs ago | Dec 2012 Unknown |
ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m... | hedistuff | 602 | 5 | Jul 2010 | 13 hrs ago | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba... | Oceanzest | 317 | 4 | Jan 2022 | 13 hrs ago | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!... | Unknown | 423 | 2 | Aug 2011 | 13 hrs ago | Aug 2011 Redex |
the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick... | Unknown | 281 | 2 | Oct 2010 | 13 hrs ago | Oct 2010 Unknown |
my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our... | hedistuff | 725 | 1 | Dec 2013 | 13 hrs ago | Dec 2013 darkhorse555 |
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 646 | 22 | Dec 2016 | 13 hrs ago | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr... | wisemandy | 520 | 5 | Sep 2011 | 13 hrs ago | Sep 2011 Unknown |
My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)... | Unknown | 431 | 2 | Jun 2009 | 13 hrs ago | Nov 2010 Unknown |
deletedelete... | Unknown | 275 | 1 | Mar 2010 | 13 hrs ago | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l... | benidorm | 474 | 4 | Apr 2014 | 14 hrs ago | Apr 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply... | steve1223 | 335 | 1 | Sep 2011 | 14 hrs ago | Sep 2011 Unknown |
The 5 Poet Prayer.Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings,... | optimisticme | 587 | 5 | Apr 2010 | 14 hrs ago | Apr 2010 jazzy75 |
ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.... | godsprincess | 1,627 | 31 | Jul 2015 | 14 hrs ago | Sep 2015 cafetwo2010 |
Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc... | shadow1950 | 556 | 6 | Mar 2013 | 14 hrs ago | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Online DatingA fun tale about the trouble with online dating.... | justarius | 454 | 4 | Feb 2020 | 14 hrs ago | Apr 2020 doglover14 |
Morning DesireHaving 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the CO... | Unknown | 383 | 10 | Jul 2011 | 14 hrs ago | Aug 2011 lorentz |
desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess... | Unknown | 328 | 2 | Nov 2009 | 14 hrs ago | Nov 2009 QuietStormF |
Three Little WordsGOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the makin... | boyshchrm6 | 727 | 18 | Oct 2011 | 14 hrs ago | Oct 2011 TRJohn |
Sir Kickit the GreatA needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!... | cafetwo2010 | 567 | 10 | May 2012 | 14 hrs ago | Jun 2012 Ahyra |
Cow AttackA little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,117 | 4 | Jun 2020 | 14 hrs ago | Jun 2020 ReaderOfSouls |
Pink or Pinky?To sexy for my brain to remember.... | Unknown | 380 | 1 | Mar 2010 | 14 hrs ago | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.... | Unknown | 443 | 0 | Jun 2009 | 14 hrs ago | |
Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L... | Unknown | 234 | 1 | Oct 2013 | 14 hrs ago | Oct 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..... | cafetwo2010 | 405 | 7 | Aug 2011 | 14 hrs ago | Aug 2011 cafetwo2010 |
I love the beachI love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the wa... | Unknown | 1,397 | 0 | Feb 2012 | 14 hrs ago | |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 397 | 4 | Aug 2010 | 15 hrs ago | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i... | steve1223 | 2,198 | 5 | Oct 2012 | 15 hrs ago | Oct 2012 adjhe |
Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill... | shadow1950 | 663 | 4 | Jan 2014 | 15 hrs ago | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Western Union PleeeeeeseOne in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL... | Unknown | 501 | 8 | Jul 2010 | 15 hrs ago | Jul 2010 Unknown |
MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M... | branksome | 404 | 3 | Apr 2014 | 15 hrs ago | Apr 2014 nonsmoker |
Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y... | Unknown | 190 | 2 | Sep 2014 | 15 hrs ago | Sep 2014 Unknown |
A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!... | WILDANDREADY | 600 | 6 | Nov 2014 | 15 hrs ago | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity... | optimisticme | 452 | 2 | May 2010 | 15 hrs ago | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin... | optimisticme | 228 | 2 | May 2022 | 15 hrs ago | Jun 2022 d4nI314 |
Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!... | cafetwo2010 | 898 | 19 | Dec 2014 | 15 hrs ago | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 |
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