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OOH WOMEN Poem

OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy...

Unknown6235Jun 201213 hrs agoNov 2012
Unknown
cafetwo20105806May 201213 hrs agoMay 2012
Macduff5
The Old Hag Poem

The Old HagThe great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol....

cafetwo201055510Jul 201113 hrs agoJul 2011
cafetwo2010
The Maid from Kilkenny Poem

The Maid from KilkennyThere once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she...

Unknown3443Jan 201113 hrs agoJan 2011
Ladybee42
Poem

**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ......

YOV493140Nov 201713 hrs ago
Eulogy For HD Poem

Eulogy For HDA bit of humour...

steve12234393Jul 201313 hrs agoJul 2013
shadow1950
Goedln Rlue Poem

Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)...

Unknown3451Dec 201213 hrs agoDec 2012
Unknown
ism isms no poetry Poem

ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m...

hedistuff6025Jul 201013 hrs agoJul 2010
agoodguy2have
Contains Quinine Poem

Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba...

Oceanzest3174Jan 202213 hrs agoJan 2022
Oceanzest
I WISH I DIDNT HOWEVER I DO Poem

I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!...

Unknown4232Aug 201113 hrs agoAug 2011
Redex
the golfer Poem

the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick...

Unknown2812Oct 201013 hrs agoOct 2010
Unknown
my four dogs and me a childs mind Poem

my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our...

hedistuff7251Dec 201313 hrs agoDec 2013
darkhorse555
Can you help me I have Amnesia Poem

Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe...

cafetwo201064622Dec 201613 hrs agoDec 2016
cafetwo2010
Chinese Women Poem

Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr...

wisemandy5205Sep 201113 hrs agoSep 2011
Unknown
My First Time Poem

My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)...

Unknown4312Jun 200913 hrs agoNov 2010
Unknown
delete Poem

deletedelete...

Unknown2751Mar 201013 hrs agoMar 2010
Earlgreytea
Malibu Poem

MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l...

benidorm4744Apr 201414 hrs agoApr 2014
Girlygirl196349
A Terror For The Chickens Alternate version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply...

steve12233351Sep 201114 hrs agoSep 2011
Unknown
The 5 Poet Prayer Poem

The 5 Poet Prayer.Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings,...

optimisticme5875Apr 201014 hrs agoApr 2010
jazzy75
ALIVE AT 65 Poem

ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th....

godsprincess1,62731Jul 201514 hrs agoSep 2015
cafetwo2010
Easter Poem

Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc...

shadow19505566Mar 201314 hrs agoMar 2013
shadow1950
Online Dating Poem

Online DatingA fun tale about the trouble with online dating....

justarius4544Feb 202014 hrs agoApr 2020
doglover14
Morning Desire Poem

Morning DesireHaving 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the CO...

Unknown38310Jul 201114 hrs agoAug 2011
lorentz
desperate Poem

desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess...

Unknown3282Nov 200914 hrs agoNov 2009
QuietStormF
Three Little Words Poem

Three Little WordsGOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the makin...

boyshchrm672718Oct 201114 hrs agoOct 2011
TRJohn
Sir Kickit the Great Poem

Sir Kickit the GreatA needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!...

cafetwo201056710May 201214 hrs agoJun 2012
Ahyra
Cow Attack Poem

Cow AttackA little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned...

ReaderOfSouls1,1174Jun 202014 hrs agoJun 2020
ReaderOfSouls
Pink or Pinky Poem

Pink or Pinky?To sexy for my brain to remember....

Unknown3801Mar 201014 hrs agoMar 2010
Earlgreytea
What If Poem

What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz....

Unknown4430Jun 200914 hrs ago
Personal Life Poem

Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L...

Unknown2341Oct 201314 hrs agoOct 2013
fjamesj9701
Alien Revisited Poem

Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site.....

cafetwo20104057Aug 201114 hrs agoAug 2011
cafetwo2010
I love the beach Poem

I love the beachI love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the wa...

Unknown1,3970Feb 201214 hrs ago
Eat more Salmon Haiku Poem

Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat"....

gardenhackle3974Aug 201015 hrs agoAug 2010
Ladybee42
Humorous Sonnet Poem

Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i...

steve12232,1985Oct 201215 hrs agoOct 2012
adjhe
Bill Limerick Poem

Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill...

shadow19506634Jan 201415 hrs agoApr 2014
darkhorse555
Western Union Pleeeeeese Poem

Western Union PleeeeeeseOne in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL...

Unknown5018Jul 201015 hrs agoJul 2010
Unknown
Maud Poem

MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M...

branksome4043Apr 201415 hrs agoApr 2014
nonsmoker
Food for thought Poem

Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y...

Unknown1902Sep 201415 hrs agoSep 2014
Unknown
A DAY IN MY LIFE Poem

A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!...

WILDANDREADY6006Nov 201415 hrs agoNov 2014
WILDANDREADY
Me and You Poem

Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity...

optimisticme4522May 201015 hrs agoMay 2010
caroljoyce
Why Poem

Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin...

optimisticme2282May 202215 hrs agoJun 2022
d4nI314
Morse code Poem

Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!...

cafetwo201089819Dec 201415 hrs agoDec 2014
darkhorse555

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