Tantalizing Taste of a Frog

I swam the deepest ocean sea.
But there was no frog waiting for me.
So I searched high and low.
But there was no lily pad for me to go.
I cannot believe I braved the waters for this.
And returned home without a kiss.
The little frog that done me wrong.
Well, that's another story not for this song.
Here's a short story link.
Change 4000 pounds to 4001.
To help the other frogs think.
OK my work here now is done.



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Posted: Aug 2011
About this poem:
frog <------ Have you seen this frog??



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Comments (19)

trurorob
do not forsake the Prince for a frog, you deserve the Prince my friend.
Rob
country_lady67
A girl has to kiss a lot of toads before finding her prince charming rolling on the floor laughing bouquet hug wine
Poetnumber1
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i enjoyed reading this,made me laughlaugh ,well written my friendteddybear teddybear teddybear teddybear bouquet
gnj4u
Hi, Happygolucky4u,
And returned home without a kiss.. Oh, no! 4000 lbs being served up translates into even fewer frog-Princes on whom to try that kiss!
pilgrimageoflove
a delightful write happy.
rolling on the floor laughing
steve1223
That frog had better look out.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Fellsman
Thanks for the link Happy, it certainly provided a greater insight into your poem... though I am feeling a tad queasy at the thought of the mass slaughter of heaven knows how many frogs to provide 4000 lbs of frogs legs.

A fun write... I hope you soon find your Prince...

Bill hug hug
Fellsman
Thanks for the link Happy, it certainly provided a greater insight into your poem... though I am feeling a tad queasy at the thought of the mass slaughter of heaven knows how many frogs to provide 4000 lbs of frogs legs.

A fun write... I hope you soon find your Prince...

Bill hug hug
vyoleta
Oh, yeah, somebody has lied us women telling that old fairy tale about princess and the frog. I bet some bad man wrote it and put forward through the centuries just to have fun with all the beautiful princesses. A prince is a prince, can't be a frog before that! scold laugh
Macduff5
Hi Happy,

I think if you are game enough to kiss a frog...you deserve to meet a handsome prince....kiss a canetoad here and it could be curtains...kiss devil wine
Redex
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing loved it, kissed to many frogs, so frogs legs on menue nowrolling on the floor laughing grin
Ladybee42
I looked at the directions but don't know how to get to South Florida! roll eyes

I like frogs but I wouldn't kiss one bleagh!!!!
laugh laugh frog frog frog frog frog
jazzy75
laugh ...nicely done!
WillyJustin
if i could i would go your end of the wood
but i cant so i shant i wish i could

laugh

cheers

i now understand the country ladies poem better

cheers
Happygolucky4u
Thank you everyone who commented on my poem. It was fun to write. And I do live in an area where our directions are simple LB. South Florida laugh After that it goes really crazy. Go down yonder to the bait store make a left at the ditch laugh Thank you allteddybear
sophiasummer
Hi sweet friend,
its probably a helipad you should look for, you deserve the best, hat and aLL!
XXSoph!
paloma66
You deserve a prince lovely lady.enjoyed this,funny write.rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
Happygolucky4u
Thank you sailor batting But so far no frog or prince dunno
boyshchrm6
Entertaining HappyGoL." If a man can't be hansome they
should at least be handy"-Red Green. But in this case
they should at least be....Tasty!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin cool angel hug peace teddybear
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