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wat is ur pet hate behind the wheel

big bore exhuasts
0
0%
traffic cops
4
10%
people who tailgate
12
29%
people who pass 100 m b4 an intersection
3
7%
speed cams
4
10%
drivers who think its safer 20 ks under limit
6
14%
traffic lights that n\know when ur late
2
5%
gas prices
9
21%
car a la plastic fantastic
0
0%
trucks that run you off th road
2
5%
Total Votes
42

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Ladies, which man would you choose?

1. Politico Know-it-All - Constantly going on about politics.
12%
1 Votes
2. Abused Baby - Whinging about how rotten and bad women are.
0%
0 Votes
3. Racy Tracy - getting into petty squabbles about race and ethnicity.
0%
0 Votes
4. Attention Whores - all posts are basically about one thing - them.
0%
0 Votes
5. White Knights - taking any opportunity to ingratiate themselves with the female fraternity.
25%
2 Votes
6. The Eternal Pessimist - the world is ending, we're all damned.
0%
0 Votes
7. The School Teacher - constantly banging on trying to educate you heathen masses.
0%
0 Votes
8. The Monster Shlongs - size matters and he will remind you daily.
25%
2 Votes
9. The Poll Punk - inundating the forums with senseless polls.
12%
1 Votes
10. Mister Smutty - choosing every opportunity to make sexual innuendos.
25%
2 Votes
8 Total Votes
You can tell a lot by what people post. if you are observant, after a long while particular patterns emerge, which if you have basic emotional skills, will tell you what type of character you are dealing with. Now after months and years of avidly f...Read more

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
29
34%
Total Votes
86
Go for the gross out....

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Sombody is kicking in your door...pick a weapon?

Shotgun + barrell of gasoline to roll at them
0
0%
Silver arrowed Crossbow + garlic necklace
0
0%
Flaming sword
0
0%
Grape whistle
0
0%
Total Votes
0
???????...

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Has anyone ever used these expressions?

Yes
9
75%
No
3
25%
Only in a confessional
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
12
I don’t know what they mean but I hear these expressions used all the time. Some say they don’t mean jack shit. … are you shitting me? … I need to get my shit together....

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Have you ever seen a UFO and suffered a health problem afterwards?

Radiologic burns on skin
1
11%
Brain damage
0
0%
vision problems
0
0%
Hair thinning
0
0%
Nails curling
1
11%
Ears droop
0
0%
Nerve damage
1
11%
Marks on body parts
1
11%
Nightly nose bleeds
0
0%
Other
5
56%
Total Votes
9
What are governments not telling us?...

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What do women do mostly online?

Go on CS and chat
14%
4 Votes
Go on porn sites
11%
3 Votes
Go on shopping sites to buy clothing or food or kitchen ware
14%
4 Votes
Go on other social networking sites
21%
6 Votes
Play online games
18%
5 Votes
Communicate by email a lot
11%
3 Votes
Work from home
4%
1 Votes
watch stuff or listen to music on youtube
4%
1 Votes
gamble online
0%
0 Votes
Shop for sex toys
4%
1 Votes
28 Total Votes
vote now and...

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Is dating a co-worker a good idea or bad?

Good idea
13
20%
Bad idea
53
80%
Total Votes
66
Already been there. Already done it....

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Hottest older guy?

Harrison Ford
15
21%
Pierce Brosnan
8
11%
Hugh Laurie
6
8%
Alan Rickman
12
17%
George Clooney
30
42%
Total Votes
71
Which one do you think is the best looking of these men? Simple as that....

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Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked?

Charley Sheen.
11
32%
Lindsay Lohan.
5
15%
Mel Gibson.
3
9%
Axel Rose.
3
9%
Paris hilton
12
35%
Total Votes
34

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Who is the last person that you would want to mess with?

James Bond.
18
38%
Indiana Jones.
5
10%
John McClane.
4
8%
Jack Sparrow.
7
15%
Harry Callahan.
14
29%
Total Votes
48
Make my day....

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Which of these would you get in a fight with?

a baby
3
6%
an old person
4
9%
a homeless person
1
2%
a bunny
1
2%
a gorilla
9
19%
a fat guy
3
6%
the world's strongest man
10
21%
a vegetable
16
34%
Total Votes
47
just a simple poll...

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what is your favorite irish accent ???

belfast
10
20%
cork
7
14%
waterford
4
8%
wexford
1
2%
dublin
13
26%
gaeltacht
4
8%
other ? describe in a comment ...
11
22%
Total Votes
50

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When someone asks an incredibly complex question, do they really expect

A simple answer
11
32%
A highly complex answer
8
24%
Personal insights from a worldwide community
5
15%
Attention
10
29%
Total Votes
34
I'm really pretty impressed by the number of polls that go around with questions that, essentially, must be answered by detailed context which simply isn't provided. So many things that begin, 'What does it mean...' or 'Is it OK if...' are so hi...Read more

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FAKE TAN POLL

Do you think it looks nice on a girl ?
8
13%
No I hate it on a girl !
22
36%
Why do you think the patch look is sexy
9
15%
umpa lumpa dupa dee do !
22
36%
Total Votes
61
Irish ladies and fake tan whats with it ?? Do guys actually like it on a Girl?...

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What is your favorite part of your body and why?

face
10
23%
hands
4
9%
legs
6
14%
noty bits
5
12%
bum
10
23%
ears
2
5%
arms
5
12%
feet
1
2%
Total Votes
43
And why are they your favourite ??...

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Will II get a date this year? (2011)

yes
35
64%
no
20
36%
Total Votes
55
What do you think??? LOL...

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Women want to have a

Big one
16
36%
Medium
6
13%
Small one
0
0%
Average
8
18%
No matter but clean
13
29%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
45
i mean House...

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USA was inlove wth Osama

yes
13
36%
no
14
39%
I dont know
2
6%
Why ?
2
6%
No,osama was inlove wth usa
4
11%
Other
1
3%
Total Votes
36

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Which of these movies best describes your dream life?

The Notebook-Romantic?
24
31%
The Dark Knight-Adventorous?
8
10%
40-Year Old Virgin-Innocent?
5
6%
Crank-Crazy in a fun way?
7
9%
The Other Boleyn Girl-Tragic but memorable?
2
3%
Sweeney Todd-Vengeful and sad?
2
3%
Cool Hand Luke-Old school cool?
10
13%
The Horse Whisperer-Determined and loved?
8
10%
Smokin' Aces-Therapy anyone?
6
8%
Good Luck Chuck-Girls you can do it too LOL
6
8%
Total Votes
78
This is a poll committed to living vicariously through movies. Why the hell not I'm a 1 and a 10...

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What If you're driving along and spot a large spider or centipede in your car?

Ignore it. Keep driving.
11
24%
Stop in the middle of traffic, then run.
9
20%
Calmly pull over. Then find and kill it.
25
56%
Total Votes
45
Fasten your seat belts....

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If you bought a haunted house and could pick which type of ghost to have which one would it be?

Phantom woman carrying her screaming severed head
6
17%
Whailing spector child
1
3%
Demonic clown
5
14%
Floating skull with red eyes
6
17%
Black hooded wraith
3
8%
Ghostly hound
15
42%
Total Votes
36
Do you believe in ghosts?...

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Ladies ,Can you show me Yours ?

Yes sure
9
19%
no I cant
10
21%
I am Shy
1
2%
Aliiiiiii..behave ur self
13
28%
If my Guy allows me
0
0%
i can show you my Both
2
4%
I only show to my BF
10
21%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Ladies ,can u show me ur New pics ?...

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Do you share...your bed with pets?

Yes
18
39%
No
12
26%
Never
8
17%
Have done before...but not anymore
8
17%
Total Votes
46

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should chickens be given the right to vote

yes
5
18%
no
5
18%
I prefer my chicken BBQ'd
14
50%
Roast is better
4
14%
Total Votes
28
Its time for the discrimination against chickens to end, chickens must be given the right to vote and apply for a driving licence. Vive la révolution...

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