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What did Melton whine about being stolen in movie Office Space?

Toy Soldier
1
10%
Coffee Cup
1
10%
Favorite Pen
0
0%
Autographed Baseball
1
10%
Red Stapler
6
60%
Cute Girlfriend
1
10%
Total Votes
10
Movie Buffs....

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Which seem more unlikely?

Manti Te'o marries into the British royal family.
3
10%
Barbara Walters interviews Bigfoot.
14
48%
Jar Jar Binks becomes a Jedi.
12
41%
Total Votes
29

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How would you rate a compliment from your boss?

Hold your head up with pride and smile.
21
57%
Fart in a hurricane compared to a raise.
5
14%
Flush the toilet and forgeddabout it.
11
30%
Total Votes
37
$$$$ $$$$ Never forget that money talks....

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You're walking in the woods and see a skeleton with a bag of money. What do you do?

Touch nothing and call the police.
22
39%
Take the money. Then Call the police.
9
16%
Take the money and keep your mouth shut.
16
28%
Take the money and the skull as a souvenier.
10
18%
Total Votes
57
How much money are we talking about?...

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Which type of ghost would you live with?

Woman carrying severed screaming head.
2
5%
Spectral clown.
2
5%
Little girl phantom.
10
23%
Skeleton with chain saw.
3
7%
Peeping tom poltergeist
1
2%
Ghost dog.
25
58%
Total Votes
43
it doesn't matter which type of ghost i have. if I'm paying the bills and it's my house, then they're not staying there rent free....

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
12
29%
Tofu
3
7%
Tripe
2
5%
Canned spam
8
19%
12 raw oysters
17
40%
Total Votes
42
Go for the gross out....

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k k....what about people who flaunt their mula

who cares...i came from money
1
4%
money means nothing to me
11
42%
am a purist an artist....what is mula.....
2
8%
money is everything baby
4
15%
rich people think they are superior beings...lol
8
31%
Total Votes
26
am an artist...if i cared about money i would not b an artist!!...

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Dead Slugs

Good thing
10
42%
Bad Thing
14
58%
Total Votes
24
A bit of fun...

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The Oscars 2016 ??

leonardo dicaprio
26
51%
bla bla bla ?
25
49%
Total Votes
51
.......

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How many cats do you sleep with at night.

1
2
33%
2
0
0%
A half dozen
0
0%
A dozen
0
0%
A gross
3
50%
Enough to feed all the Chinese in China for a year
1
17%
Total Votes
6
How many cats do you sleep with At night?...

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COULD IMPROVE THE INFLATABLE DOLLS?

YES
20
65%
NO
11
35%
Total Votes
31
.......

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Ladies ,How big Yours is

Ali , i have a Big one
5
28%
I am shy
2
11%
My Man says i have a Nice one
1
6%
I have a simple one
1
6%
I dont know
4
22%
Not me but my man has a Big one ,haha
1
6%
Average
1
6%
Others
3
17%
Total Votes
18
Ladies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How Big your personality is ?...

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what is lldddlddwlddlllldldldl

A. a market town in south Wales
2
12%
B. a chorus from a Rolf Harris song
9
53%
C. the results of Rangers last 22 games in Europe
6
35%
Total Votes
17
just wondering !!...

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Which vacation idea would you pick?

Running with the bulls in Pamplona Spain.
3
6%
U.F.O watching in Roswell New Mexico.
11
22%
Camping out at Loch Ness.
15
29%
Alligator hunting in Florida.
3
6%
Fishing for sharks off Hawaii.
15
29%
Taking a brief tour of Cherynobl.
4
8%
Total Votes
51
Picking #1 above all others. I'm actually going to Pamplona one day....

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If you could see one future event which one would you chose?

Winning lottery numbers.
30
75%
If the person your kid marries is a loser or not.
7
18%
take the unbrella or not when they call for rain.
3
8%
Total Votes
40
#1 without a doubt....

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Which person would you let your kid marry?

A satanist. Christmas dinner will be awkward.
7
25%
An ex mental patient and canibal turned vegan.
5
18%
A cyclops, who works as an optometrist.
16
57%
Total Votes
28
This is a time when I'm glad that I don't have kids....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
19
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
133
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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Which villian from the past would you want to beat up in a fist fight?

Hitler
22
47%
Stalin
2
4%
John Wilkes Booth
1
2%
Nero
3
6%
Vlad the Impaler
3
6%
Al Capone
0
0%
Osamma Bin Ladin
15
32%
Gengis Kahn
1
2%
Total Votes
47
Hitting below the belt is allowed....

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Sponge Bob Square Pants is a... ?

Straight Cartoon Character
9
20%
Gay Cartoon Character
15
33%
Looney Individual
5
11%
Don't know
0
0%
Don't care
16
35%
Other?
1
2%
Total Votes
46
I know a few loonies on here.......

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A woman sings as if a bird is screaming is

Funny
9
27%
A sad thing
2
6%
Killing the music
14
42%
Not interested
8
24%
Total Votes
33
what do u think?...

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which one is better?

Family Guy
33
69%
American Dad
6
12%
New Southpark episodes
9
19%
Total Votes
48

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Do u ever feel your age going very fast ?

Yes
54
68%
Ne
20
25%
DOnt think
5
6%
Total Votes
79
i always feel my age its going tooo fast do u feel like that friends ...............

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What do you think?

Is Anvilania Evil?
1
6%
Is Anvilania Good?
0
0%
Anvilania?
0
0%
As Above
1
6%
As Below
0
0%
As on #10
0
0%
Same as #1
0
0%
Wanna Bash Anvilania
2
12%
Is it REALY that Evil?
4
24%
Don't Know!
9
53%
Total Votes
17
Let's REALLY Bash that §&%?!£$-Place...

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Participant of this Activity???

Top- Fuel Speed Boat Racing
3
13%
TV Commercials
5
22%
Pro Baseball Pitcher
2
9%
Karate Black Belt Competitions
3
13%
Schwarzenegger Body Fitness Shows
3
13%
Half Ironman Traithlon Competitions
2
9%
All of the above?
5
22%
Total Votes
23

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Wedding Bliss!

Slept with your partners best friend
3
11%
Slept with your Partners Mother
2
7%
Slept with your Partners farther
0
0%
Slept with your Partners brother
1
4%
Slept with your Partners sister
4
14%
slept with Briadsmaid
2
7%
Slept with Groom
1
4%
Produced a Shot Gun
3
11%
Flaked Out!
4
14%
Eloped
8
29%
Total Votes
28
You hear a lot of what happens at Weddings...So have Ya.....

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