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Does your dog talk to you? If so how?

through his or here eyes
14
48%
via there blackberry they got for there birthday
3
10%
old fashion ink and a feather pin
1
3%
through abstract art of their own making
0
0%
a wireless keyboard that lays beside there bed
1
3%
duh we communicate via telekinesis
4
14%
all the above
6
21%
Total Votes
29
Another interesting poll hope I don't waste to much of your time. Besides you could be using it to discuss the toilet paper roll controversy....

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4 20 or not ?

4 20
18
35%
what does this mean ?
34
65%
Total Votes
52
Just curious....

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You can never have too much of many of this:

Roach Clips
0
0%
Rolling Papers
4
7%
Heavy Metal
3
5%
Vaporizers/Vitamix
1
2%
Cat Food/Pet Food
2
4%
Beer
8
14%
Wine
2
4%
Fancy Liqueur or Vegeterian Health Drink
3
5%
Marijuana
17
30%
Your Favorite Quality Food
16
29%
Total Votes
56
Ten items people consider more valuable than others. I'm curious and chose a random list of things....

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THE PEOPLE IN WHICH COUNTRY GOT THE HIGHEST I Q??

USA
9
18%
GERMANY
16
33%
AUSTRALIA
4
8%
BRITAIN
3
6%
ISRAEL
6
12%
CANADA
4
8%
INDIA
7
14%
Total Votes
49
I THINK ITS ISREAL THTS THE ANSWER...

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Pig tails, love or hate them

I plait my hair all the time
6
27%
It sticks up in all the wrong places when I plait
2
9%
I think I'm a girl
3
14%
I wish people would chop them off
11
50%
Total Votes
22

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what fan are you ?

stark
9
26%
lannister
1
3%
baratheon
0
0%
targaryen
4
11%
you know nothing jon snow
21
60%
Total Votes
35
you can be hodor too ^^...

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What do women prefer wearing?

Trainers
5
17%
Shoes
3
10%
Boots
9
30%
High heels
2
7%
Slippers
1
3%
Prefer bare foot
5
17%
Ice skates
0
0%
Ski's
0
0%
Roller skates
2
7%
Other
3
10%
Total Votes
30
Women you can Vote now and feel free to share your views...

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Which decade was comedy at it's best?

1930s
0
0%
1940s
2
12%
1950s
1
6%
1960s
4
24%
1970s
3
18%
1980s
3
18%
1990s
2
12%
2000s
0
0%
2010s
2
12%
2020s
0
0%
Total Votes
17
In my opinion...These days political correctness has ruined comedy and not much modern comedy would be funny to me...but back in the 60s...70s...80s and 1990s...I think comedy was at it's best and a gigantic task it would be...for me to list all the...

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What is the best poll in the world?

US Presidential election
5
15%
Brexit
1
3%
Holmfirth Women's Institute Best Blueberry Muffins
2
6%
The 170m tall Jeddah flagpole
0
0%
Pol Pot
1
3%
Lech Walesa
2
6%
Robert Lewandowski
2
6%
The greasy one
0
0%
Not this poll. That's for sure
17
50%
Hey, it's not that bad. No need to be so negative
4
12%
Total Votes
34
Having created a poll about polls, I'm now wondering if I can make a poll about poll polls that would be funny or interesting enough for anyone to bother clicking on any of the answers?...

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Who do you resemble most?

Father
15
50%
Mother
13
43%
Mailman
2
7%
Total Votes
30
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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Boris Johnson is attracted to Angela Markel

Yes he is
5
20%
No he isn't
8
32%
She is mother of his child
3
12%
No Ali they just dated
1
4%
Angela just like his hair style
0
0%
No idea
5
20%
Other
3
12%
Total Votes
25
What do u think ?...

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Should Scottish porridge miners retire at 60

yes
11
58%
no
2
11%
dont care because I hate porridge
6
32%
Total Votes
19
As you might be aware porridge mining is a very dangerous job, many miners die from the fumes given off by the unrefined porridge crystals....

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what's with all of this ALIEN stuff ?

I don't believe in aliens
9
23%
I believe in aliens
13
33%
i saw an UFO
5
13%
i was kidnaped by aliens
5
13%
All politicians are aliens
1
3%
My sister is an Alien
4
10%
Aliens live in underground bases
2
5%
Total Votes
39
Yes thats right It seems the alien mystery has raise up again. This subject used to be the top lines in every newspaper and tv show back in 1950. Now it seems to be coming out again, theres stuff about it on youtube and tv shows. things like Proje...Read more

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what destroys more things

pets
1
2%
kids
10
19%
spouse
4
7%
time
4
7%
gov.t
24
44%
all r equal destroyers!
11
20%
Total Votes
54
ahhhh...its a continuation...an idea from thee other poll...

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What should Kim Kardashian & Kanye West name their baby ?

Ka$h
6
16%
Kashmere
4
11%
Karat
0
0%
Kenya
3
8%
Easton west
3
8%
Kahn
1
3%
kascade
1
3%
Dash
1
3%
Taylor Swifton west
0
0%
where the hell did you get these names anyway lol
19
50%
Total Votes
38
Meaningless topics...

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How long do you spend in the Bathroom?

2 Minutes
2
3%
5 Minutes
10
14%
10 Minutes
5
7%
15-20 mnts
19
28%
30 Mnts
11
16%
1 Year ...hahaha
4
6%
a month
1
1%
as more as needed
16
23%
Other
1
1%
Sorry
0
0%
Total Votes
69
Sorry...

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While chased by zombies you run into a store and have seconds to grab three food items. What do you

16 ounce Pepsi, Doritos, Hershey bar.
5
10%
Can of spinach, bottled water, canned tuna.
10
21%
6 pack of Beer, T-bone steak, Twinkies.
12
25%
2 litre diet Pepsi, trail mix, tofu.
1
2%
Bottle of wine, lobster tails, key lime pie.
5
10%
Orange juice, fired chicken wings, cheese cake.
15
31%
Total Votes
48
A tough choice. Then again, how much can you carry when you're being chased by a pack of zombies?...

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Who is the worst person to make angry?

Car Mechanic
1
1%
Hairdresser
6
9%
Mother
12
18%
Spouse
13
19%
Boss
9
13%
Server
2
3%
Roommate
2
3%
Probation Officer/Cop
11
16%
Next door neighbor
3
4%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
68
Believe it or not I am a server, and every day I deal with all kinds of people. I have seen the movie Waiting and things like that do not happen where I work, but as a customer why would you chance it? It made me come up with a list of people whose...Read more

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

7
7
22%
3
3
9%
17
11
34%
0
11
34%
Total Votes
32
I've always wanted to know...

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Are there any polls on here that actually make sense?

Not that I've seen.
41
67%
Hey! Didn't you read my poll?
9
15%
Dude, what's a poll?
6
10%
I'm a poll dancer.
5
8%
Total Votes
61
Every single poll I've seen is either pointless, makes absolutely no sense, or is written in a manner suggestive of general illiteracy....

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how many of u have taken a good state licence photo

yes
27
44%
no
14
23%
you can take a good one??!!
21
34%
Total Votes
62
i look like i was shocked...

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do you think this poll can get the most votes record

yes
10
19%
no
20
37%
dont know
11
20%
dont care
7
13%
im only here for the woman
2
4%
im only here for the men
2
4%
whats a poll
2
4%
Total Votes
54
were going for the record people tell your family tell your friends your cs and i need you dont let us down may god guide your finger and make us part of cs history . i thank you...

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Who talk Blah blah blah blah more ?

Woman
32
76%
Man
10
24%
Total Votes
42
not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

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waterbeds?

sexy
4
6%
fun
34
49%
i feel sea sick on them
8
12%
they make me wana pee
7
10%
they burst to easily
4
6%
it does the work for you
12
17%
Total Votes
69

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Which one is the most Desirable...?

The Tribe Leader
4
7%
The Bad Boy
13
24%
The Hardest Worker
4
7%
Magic Formula Man
2
4%
Most Talented
5
9%
Computer Geek
8
15%
Other?
19
35%
Total Votes
55
Tribe Leader...?...

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