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Does everyone around u seem to be married except for u?

Yes
43
44%
Most people I know
23
23%
No
25
26%
A couple friends
7
7%
Total Votes
98
yeah...

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Ladies ,do you like the Big

yes very Big
4
6%
Some extra Big
2
3%
Huuugggeeeee
3
5%
Extremly Huge ,haha
2
3%
Meduim size
16
26%
Average
18
29%
Small one for me
2
3%
Size doesnt matter
4
6%
Tiny
5
8%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
62
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size House...

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How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???

1-5
8
28%
6-20
0
0%
20-30
2
7%
They Repod my Car man?!?!?
1
3%
I dont have a car I walk hard.....
6
21%
I run on Unicorn milk and everything is ok. =)
1
3%
I take the cheese wagon (Skuul Bus)
0
0%
I drive a toyota prius that runs on Unicorn milk..
1
3%
I fly to work on a jet pack
3
10%
Hey I'm drunk?!? Repeat the Question?!?
7
24%
Total Votes
29
How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???...

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what makes a poll popular??

Its content
12
25%
Controversial topics
7
15%
Humor
5
10%
Current affairs and politics
4
8%
Any thing related to women
3
6%
Interesting Title
5
10%
Depends on the author who posts it
3
6%
Can't say how,it just happens
2
4%
None of the above
2
4%
I don't wanna answer this
5
10%
Total Votes
48

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time to boycot Guinness

yes
8
29%
no
15
54%
I didn't know that
5
18%
Total Votes
28
Time to boycot Guinness, not many people know the cruelty involved in the Guinness process, the Guinness cows are housed in huge sheds often in very crowded conditions, they are forced fed black treacle and Marmite. They are permantly connected to...

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Does this video content prove that men rule?

Heck yeah
0
0%
Nope
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Dig it! That's some High Voltage this dude is rocking and rolling around.

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Which do you...prefer to be friends with?

heterosexual men
4
12%
homosexual men
2
6%
heterosexual women
8
25%
lesbian women
2
6%
transperson
1
3%
pets
8
25%
vampires
0
0%
aliens
1
3%
themselves
2
6%
no one
4
12%
Total Votes
32
make your choice...

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Do women give better hugs than men?

no
7
26%
yes
11
41%
undecided
4
15%
who cares
4
15%
women have more practice
1
4%
men have more practice
0
0%
Total Votes
27
feel free to vote and have your say...

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The Earth is...

round
25
78%
flat
3
9%
square
0
0%
I have no idea
1
3%
what's the Earth?
0
0%
I'm an alien
3
9%
Total Votes
32
Yesterday I visited a local forum and found its members very seriously discussing whether the Earth is round or flat. I had quite a good laugh reading their answers. Let's see what the Connecting Singles' forum members think about...

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What’s your sense of humour like?

Weird, but witty – you’d probably laugh at what seems strange or humourless to others at first
26%
12 Votes
Sarcastic – you’d laugh when someone gets insulted
11%
5 Votes
Cynical – you’d probably smirk with suspicion at someone or something that sounds funny
0%
0 Votes
Slap stick – you’d laugh when someone trips and falls on the sidewalk
6%
3 Votes
Dark/morbid – you’d laugh if someone has a heart attack whilst having sex
2%
1 Votes
Dry & wicked – you’d laugh on the inside after telling a scathing joke
11%
5 Votes
All of the above
30%
14 Votes
Feel free to add any other(s)
15%
7 Votes
47 Total Votes
One’s sense of humour may not appeal to everyone else, as evidenced by interactions on here that can get very ‘sticky’ when jokes are not delivered or received well by others. But we all like to laugh, and we look forward to having a good laugh at s...Read more

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Where do all you Europeans get the American Flags that you sleep under every night ?

Flag City in Findley, Ohio USA
2
12%
The White House from POTUS Trump USA
0
0%
Galrads USA
2
12%
Russia
3
19%
Iran
0
0%
Canada
1
6%
Syria
0
0%
New Jersey USA
1
6%
My dad makes them
2
12%
Other
5
31%
Total Votes
16
Just curious where all you Europeans get the American FlagS that you sleep under every night ?...

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What do you like to have with your McDonald’s French Fries?

A Plain baloney sandwich
1
6%
A Baloney sandwich with tomato salt n pepper
1
6%
A bowl of Wendy’s chili
1
6%
A box of Kentucky Fried Chicken
5
28%
A bowl of corn flakes
0
0%
A banana
0
0%
A bowl of Greek bean soup
0
0%
A dish of macaroni and cheese
0
0%
A banana split
1
6%
A Other
9
50%
Total Votes
18
I think McDonald’s crispy French fries go with anything edible, especially baloney sandwiches washed down with a cold beer....

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Have you ever said the word...NO...to a woman?

No
1
4%
Yes
22
85%
no i would be crazy to do that
0
0%
yes all the time
1
4%
no a woman is always right
1
4%
yes women can be wrong
0
0%
no...cause women don't like the word...no
0
0%
yes...cause women want honesty
1
4%
to scared to vote
0
0%
Total Votes
26
just a bit of light humour...

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Why are Canadian men so tall?

Crossbreeding with Sasquatch.
10
36%
Need to be tall to work on mines.
1
4%
Ginourmous sized country.
0
0%
Need to be tall to work in oil fields.
1
4%
Less gravity is causing people to grow taller.
2
7%
Good health care.
2
7%
Ancestors brought only the biggest and strongest.
7
25%
Genetics.
2
7%
High School Sports.
0
0%
They eat less saturated fat.
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Just rating some pics, peeking on profiles her and there and many canucks are 6'6'' minimun. Why is that? Are they giants or fallen angels?...

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Have a look

American - More eat More work
5
22%
british ,More eat less work 5 Times Bath
2
9%
pakistani
2
9%
Trying to service except Politicians and Officers
1
4%
Indian - waiting for decease the Flour Price
3
13%
Chines
2
9%
Working hard to make Copies
1
4%
japanes -No time all work
0
0%
Swiss - Whats going in world Politics
1
4%
German- Mercedes runs fast ..haha
6
26%
Total Votes
23
Comments plz...

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lighter side of life...this ole house....what to do

keep working on it what else is new
10
36%
sell it...give someone else the headache!`lol
8
29%
put a match to it...dreaming of course
2
7%
enlist others help on rebuilding
4
14%
ahhh,,,why even try!
4
14%
Total Votes
28
ahhh...need a lighter side of life in addition to serious poll....anyways am in the midst of this issue also....have an older home.......

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Cs girls are Dieng inlove with me becoz

I am Rich
1
5%
very handsom
2
10%
Friendly
4
19%
Smart
0
0%
Polite
2
10%
Funny
2
10%
Sexy
2
10%
All of the Above
4
19%
Other
4
19%
Total Votes
21
hello latiesh...

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How many times do you do in a Night ?

1
3
5%
2
5
9%
3
3
5%
4
4
7%
As more as Possible
11
20%
Depends on my Mood
25
45%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
55
How many times do you Get Online ?...

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Which is your favorite icon?

Dancing banana.
13
33%
Scolding professor.
2
5%
Cheerleader.
4
10%
Angel.
11
28%
Devil.
4
10%
Clueless.
0
0%
Peace.
5
13%
Total Votes
39
You can't help but to love these things....

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ladies ,How Long

Aahh...All the Night
8
33%
All the Day
1
4%
Twice a Day /Night
0
0%
Just Few Hours
1
4%
I get Tired in Just few Minutes
1
4%
As long as My man wants
2
8%
depends on Mood
10
42%
Other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
How Long do u want to be on a Date ?...

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Favorite color???

Purple/Violet
22
25%
Blue/Navy
24
28%
Green/Olive
9
10%
Yellow
4
5%
Orange
3
3%
Red
13
15%
Brown
0
0%
Black
7
8%
White
3
3%
Silver or Gold
2
2%
Total Votes
87
I like GREEN,How about ya?...

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Are there any attractive, honest women still left with a GSOH?

Yes of course, me!
18
45%
Hell no
4
10%
I think the disappeared with all the men with GSOH
7
18%
Yes, but they are all in good relationships
4
10%
Yeah, i met one like that before
1
2%
Undecided???
1
2%
They are too busy ignoring pervy men
5
12%
Total Votes
40
Help...

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IM is down... Lol such a joke now... Who else thinks it's a joke?

Just a joke and it will never be fixed?
42
71%
Will be fixed?
17
29%
Total Votes
59
No joke... I think most will agree.......

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How many times do u take the bath in a day

1
29
42%
2
22
32%
3
1
1%
4
2
3%
Over 5
2
3%
i hate water
0
0%
I didnt since birth ,haha
4
6%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
69

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What are you looking at ? -)

Why do you want to know ?
14
26%
A computer screen
29
54%
A picture of someone, where could she / he be?
4
7%
Other - do tell
7
13%
Total Votes
54

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