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Have you been to "Band Camp"?

Yes but just once.
3
12%
No, I don't play that tune
19
73%
I was a camp counseler.
2
8%
I only solo.
1
4%
I want to go right now and get my instrument tuned
1
4%
Total Votes
26
Whatever, I'm over tired and bored....

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What item do you misplace most often when in a hurry?

Car Keys
18
25%
Billfold/Purse
1
1%
Glasses/Contacts
6
8%
Clothing
1
1%
Shoes
2
3%
Work Material
2
3%
Shopping List
2
3%
Cell Phone
22
31%
Other
10
14%
I am perfect! I never misplace anything.
8
11%
Total Votes
72
Caught up in the rush of day to day living we all misplace something now and then. I was curoius what item other CS patrons misplace most frequently and the humorous stories that accompany those event. :id...Read more

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Women do feel comfortable and happy to have

Very BB
3
13%
BB
0
0%
meduim Size
11
48%
Small
1
4%
Saggy
0
0%
banana Shaped
1
4%
Long Pointy
1
4%
Flat Chest
0
0%
Ali,can i show u please ? heheh
1
4%
Other
5
22%
Total Votes
23
Have fun...

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Boys ,you like the women with

1 child
3
5%
2 kids
6
10%
2 and half kids ,haha
1
2%
3 kids
1
2%
4 kids
0
0%
7 kids
0
0%
over 8 kids
1
2%
just single
38
60%
no mom but kids
1
2%
other
12
19%
Total Votes
63

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Which one in the following is used more than another while driving a manual car....?

Clutch
46
77%
Breaks
14
23%
Total Votes
60
Dream drive................

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What Football Team is OR should be considered "America's Football Team"?

New England Partriots
7
16%
Dallas Cowboys
6
14%
Green Bay Packers
3
7%
Pittsburg Steelers
7
16%
Denver Broncos
4
9%
Miami Dolphins
5
12%
New York Giants
4
9%
Houston Rockets
1
2%
Cleveland Bonors
0
0%
Other?
6
14%
Total Votes
43
I know it's not played on the Court! Black and Gold Rulzs!!!...

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Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?

Yes
6
38%
No
10
62%
Total Votes
16
Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?...

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Ladies ,do u want me to show u mine ?

AAhh ..yes
11
22%
No
28
57%
i am Shy
0
0%
By email
1
2%
Show me on Cam
0
0%
I have see already it is Huge Ali
1
2%
Let me Think
6
12%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
49
Want me to show u My Yard / Lawn Pics ?...

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Guys,how often do you want to show your girl ?

Once
1
6%
She wants to see everytime
2
12%
She isnt intrested
0
0%
She loves to have with her all the times
0
0%
Mine is her
3
18%
Is she shows me first
3
18%
Sometimes
1
6%
Depends on mood
4
24%
she cant live withour mine
0
0%
Other
3
18%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your Photo Album...

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FLASH:

its true
13
48%
no way, false
14
52%
Total Votes
27
I was just reading that a Saudi Arabian prince has been caught in an international bacon trafficking scandal involving hundreds of members of the Saudi royal family reports the Jerusalem Herald this morning. Is this true or false? I find it h...

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Do you know Tinker Bell?

No, who is she?
5
26%
Yes, and more should be like her!
14
74%
Total Votes
19

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Women do you like men to be

Wearing makeup
1
5%
Without makeup
2
9%
with and without makeup
0
0%
With beard
3
14%
With moustache
0
0%
Clean shaven
7
32%
Wearing a world war two gas mask
1
5%
Wearing a sack over their heads
3
14%
Not interested in men
1
5%
other
4
18%
Total Votes
22
a lady requested a poll...so here it is...have fun...

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How The World Will End ?

By World War
19%
5 Votes
By Pandemic like Ongoing Corona
8%
2 Votes
By Natural Disaster (Tsunami/Meteor Rain/Weather Fluctuation etc.)
12%
3 Votes
By Population Outburst (Causing Basic Supply Deficiency to Survive)
8%
2 Votes
By the Revolution of AI (Artificial Intelligence)
4%
1 Votes
By Sun (When it will become Either Supernova or Black Hole)
15%
4 Votes
By Collision with another Outer Space Object
12%
3 Votes
By Alien Invasion
4%
1 Votes
Let Me Think , Might Be Some Other Ways
12%
3 Votes
Whatever it might be , I just want it to happen SOON so that I can witness it !!!
8%
2 Votes
26 Total Votes
Hello to you all !...

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Who Introduced Horses to Native Americans?

John Wayne
1
4%
Roy Rogers
2
8%
Alliens
7
28%
Birds turned into horses
4
16%
Kentucky
0
0%
Mr. ED
2
8%
Manitou
5
20%
Godzilla
1
4%
Ohio
1
4%
South Dakota
2
8%
Total Votes
25
Well, there you have it, which of these ones introduced these horses to native americans. No, wasn't the horse with no name....

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Ladies ,How much do u like it ?

Very Much
14
50%
It is Ok
2
7%
Not necessary
1
4%
I cant Live wthout it
3
11%
I want a hugggeeee One
2
7%
Red one for me
0
0%
depends on mood
2
7%
Dont know
1
4%
Other
3
11%
Total Votes
28
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how much do u like the Fruit Juice ?.....

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For all the non-Sri Lankans out there... What is kottu??

Place
2
11%
City
0
0%
Restaurant
1
6%
Food
13
72%
Sri Lankan rapper
2
11%
Total Votes
18
............

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Which stunt would you try for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a sleeping bear.
5
16%
Go grocery shopping while naked.
4
12%
Wear the same clothes 24/7 for a year.
3
9%
Sleep in a trash dumpster for a week.
7
22%
Eat live spiders.
2
6%
Pick a fight in a biker bar.
11
34%
Total Votes
32
How much taxes are on $100.000?...

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Which movie scenario would you want to live through in real life?

Transformers.
16
43%
Godzilla.
2
5%
Dawn of the Dead.
4
11%
War of the Worlds.
6
16%
Pearl Harbor.
8
22%
Skyline.
1
3%
Total Votes
37
Gotta love the no win situations....

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TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION....WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

YES
9
21%
NO
3
7%
MAYBE
4
10%
CONFUSED
5
12%
IS IT REALLY
1
2%
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
2
5%
I'M IN DENIAL
2
5%
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
6
14%
CAN I GO NOW?
8
19%
COULD BE A WASP!
2
5%
Total Votes
42
I thought of this while contemplating dinner but I have nothing to eat so.....................

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daddy or chips ?

daddy
11
25%
chips
33
75%
Total Votes
44
.......

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For Women ONLY...

I am a women Posting as a women in poll :)
19
56%
A man that likes posting as Women in polls ;(
4
12%
I'm LBGT that doesn't know gender (:)
1
3%
It's oppressive to not post in ALL polls =
2
6%
Don't ask , Don't tell? ... ?
8
24%
Total Votes
34
Women Only......

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Do you accept any of these possibilities?;

That there is a Divine Creator?
17
36%
Everything started with a 'Big Bang'?
4
9%
That you can fall in love over the 'internet'?
3
6%
There is a purpose for us being here?
3
6%
That 'Mankind' is destined to destroy himself?
6
13%
It is possible for everyone to live in Peace?
0
0%
Somewhere is your perfect 'Mate'?
4
9%
We will be visited by 'Aliens' soon?
1
2%
Could eat a 'Jam doughnut' and not lick you lips?
2
4%
All or some of the above?
7
15%
Total Votes
47
Certain questions can create discussions that lead to a better understanding of ourselves, maybe!!...

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Which would you choose?

Shapeshifter
15
28%
Invincibility
13
24%
Time travel
26
48%
Total Votes
54
Ok, just watched one of the early 'Supernatural' episodes online and this sprung into my mind. If you had a choice which would you be. Its just for fun so no arguing....

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what should i invent next

taco flavored ice cream
4
11%
taco flavored gum
1
3%
taco flavored doggie treats for chiwawa's
7
19%
taco flavored lipgloss
5
14%
taco flavored jelly
0
0%
taco flavored cool-aid
2
6%
taco flavored energy drink
1
3%
taco flavored candy bar
0
0%
taco flavored edable underwear
3
8%
taco flavored condoms
13
36%
Total Votes
36
all products and results of this survey are property of adamisk ind. a subsidiary of witfeild mental health facilities ....

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Your busy, and then.......THE PHONE RINGS.......you____?????

Answer it
19
33%
Ignore it
5
9%
See who it is first
23
40%
Finish what I am doing and call back asap
11
19%
Total Votes
58
When the phone rings you ______ ????...

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