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You know you have made it when...

You get a gold star
0
0%
You are asked to speak to a crowd
3
25%
You get a star on a sidewalk
0
0%
you get your face on a coin
0
0%
everyone hates you
3
25%
everyone adores you
1
8%
you get a monument
0
0%
soemthing else
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Famous people get likenesses on a coin, streets named after themselves and the rest. Average if lucky get a kid named after them. I have a headstone....

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Trudeau

You put him in, Canada, now You get him out! before he gets you...
60%
6 Votes
Heil Trudeau!
10%
1 Votes
Only some_body like OP would post rubbish like this!
0%
0 Votes
Nuts!
10%
1 Votes
Drop your pants! A duck pops out!
0%
0 Votes
NOT funny. This is rubbish.
0%
0 Votes
Shut up.
0%
0 Votes
SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRUNK!!! SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10%
1 Votes
357 in bum?
0%
0 Votes
Im offended, i'll report you! I'll pull your pants down! You better be a girl!
10%
1 Votes
10 Total Votes
I remember one of the reasons you put The Tru Hitler in! You said you wanted someone "positive thinking!" The stupidity was mind-numbing. But now the stupidity doesn't exist because you need some brain function to even support stupidity!...

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Lets write a story together?

No....
0
0%
Okay
0
0%
Total Votes
0
One sentence for each comment and lets see where the story goes?...

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Are we more human or are we more like Animals>

Animals
15
41%
Humans
8
22%
Aliens
3
8%
Not saying
1
3%
Wow weird question!
10
27%
Total Votes
37
You vote=I wonder lol...

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Why do certain people moon others?

They see it as surprising, and therefore, funny.
18
56%
I've done because it's surprising and/or funny.
1
3%
They want to show their private area for attention
3
9%
I've done for general attention.
2
6%
I think they are angry and saying "Kiss it."
1
3%
I have done to say "Kiss it."
2
6%
They need it wiped.
1
3%
I have done because I needed it wiped.
1
3%
They are trying to attract someone sexually.
2
6%
I have done to attract someone attracted to.
1
3%
Total Votes
32
Why in God's name and anyone's name do people sometimes moon people? I am not into the nudity thing, but even if I thought it were acceptable, I can't see wanting to show things in that way....

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hi girls do u think guys are begging for love ?

Yes
15
26%
NO
33
57%
Dont knw
9
16%
Others
1
2%
Total Votes
58
girls they think guys are begging them to love ... hehe i cant laugh if they think like that its worlds most ever seen bullshit ... we guys dont go back for any girls i proud to tell that hey u people with me is it guy...Read more

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Did u agree that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak?

yes
14
27%
NO
27
53%
dontknw
9
18%
Others
1
2%
Total Votes
51
can u ever check this ,...

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Does Gillylove69 ?

He does
14
56%
He doesn't
6
24%
Undecided
5
20%
Total Votes
25

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Most say Size doesn't matter, those that do are... ?

Freak's of Nature
4
11%
(NON OFFENSIVE) Hoes
2
6%
Prescription ordered XL speculum
3
8%
Wishful thinking
16
44%
Other BS?
11
31%
Total Votes
36
Size does matter more than many will admit to......

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What would be your worst nightmare?

Your ex moved in next door
7
16%
You gained 30 lbs overnight
6
14%
Chocolate became illegal
7
16%
All your teeth & hair fell out
14
32%
Every time you spoke, u farted as well
10
23%
Total Votes
44
Just for fun ......

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Guys ,Women with makeup looks

very Beautiful
3
10%
Pretty
6
19%
Fine
4
13%
Average
2
6%
Dracula ,haha
1
3%
witches
0
0%
Rainbow
2
6%
They look better wthout makeup
12
39%
other
1
3%
Total Votes
31

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guys ,do u like the

White girl
17
50%
Red girls
1
3%
Black girls
3
9%
Black metalic ,hehe
0
0%
White pearl metalic
0
0%
Brown girls
4
12%
pinkish brown
1
3%
Golden mixed white
3
9%
Other
5
15%
Total Votes
34

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What is your favourite comedy - part 2!

Absolutely Fabulous
5
9%
'Allo 'Allo!
5
9%
Scrubs
9
16%
Keeping Up Appearances
3
5%
The Cosby Show
2
4%
Friends
14
25%
The Golden Girls
4
7%
Some Mothers do 'Ave 'Em
7
12%
The Royle Family
2
4%
30 Rock
5
9%
Total Votes
56
So many!...

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True Confessions Exposed...

LBGT Community Confess Ruining Marriage
0
0%
Obama Confess,His goal of Ruining US Economy
9
41%
Lance Confess of EPO induced TDF"S
0
0%
Tom C. Confess Of loving LBGT Community
0
0%
Bush Confess of Big Oil Political Interests
5
23%
OSCAR's Confess biasing Brokeback M.
0
0%
I confess of Porno Love of Lesbian Bottom L..
0
0%
Confused
5
23%
Other
3
14%
Total Votes
22
I Couldn't give a Ratt's rear end....

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DO YOU SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY?

No
19
59%
Not even for Australians
1
3%
Not even for Vegetarians
1
3%
Not even for Australian Vegetarians
11
34%
Total Votes
32
In the interests of impartiality....

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What does some one mean when he says...my pants are full?

he had enough
9
20%
he did not make it to the loo on time
14
32%
he just said it like that
2
5%
no idea
19
43%
Total Votes
44
so...say......

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Flippin` the bird

I wanna come up as cool
1
5%
Im a rebbel
3
15%
monkey does what monkey see`s
4
20%
I have attitute problems
2
10%
look at me Im tough
2
10%
others ,but I haven`t got a clue
8
40%
Total Votes
20
Somehow I don`t quite understand why people wave at random strangers with their middle finger or why they even post it on their profile enlighten me please......

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What would be the concert event of the year?

AC/DC, Dropkick Murphy's, Rob Zombie.
17
42%
Celine Dione, Katy Perry, Beyonce.
14
35%
Barry Manilow, Air Supply, Journey.
9
22%
Total Votes
40
I'm not giving away my pick. But small hint. #3 NO WAY! #2 if I'm with a really hot date....

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Ruthless face

Looks dead
8
28%
Sexy
1
3%
Manley
1
3%
Rude
5
17%
Could be a hidden smile
4
14%
This dude is serious
8
28%
Just a old poop
2
7%
Total Votes
29
Hey i am trying hard here...

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What are you going to do this weekend

relax with the television
17
31%
date
4
7%
youtube.com weekend
5
9%
something else
28
52%
Total Votes
54
What are you going to do this weekend......

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Which came first?

The chicken
22
48%
The egg
24
52%
Total Votes
46

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guys ,do you like the Girls with

Money
4
11%
Wthout Money
0
0%
Beggers ,haha
0
0%
No Matter
11
29%
beautiful
14
37%
a politician
0
0%
other
3
8%
all of the above
6
16%
Total Votes
38

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Ladies ,Do you have Big

Yes Ali ,I have Big
1
7%
No i dont have Big
0
0%
I have a Small one
2
14%
Just an Ordinary
2
14%
Mine is Special
3
21%
I have something Attractive
3
21%
Other
3
21%
Total Votes
14
. . . . . . . What Size Vehicle ?...

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If you asked Siri, do you want me to be your Daddy? How would Siri answer?

I’m not capable of love.
3
25%
I bet you say that to all the Apple products.
0
0%
I try to be satisfied with what I have.
1
8%
You’re looking for love in all the wrong places.
4
33%
The carpet needs vacuuming.
0
0%
What, again?
2
17%
No.
2
17%
Total Votes
12
I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses Find the answer on this link:

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Are You

Cro-Magnon
10
29%
Neanderthal
12
34%
Neither I'm Just a Homo
13
37%
Total Votes
35
Just for fun. Any resemblance to reality both modern or historic is purely the illusion of coincidence, and should be reported to the (DHB) Department of the Humerus Bone....

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