RE: How do you cooooooooool down...

I think as a younger man I would have gone berserk in some way, experience has shown this approach simply creates more anxiety in one form or another.

RE: opinions of me......whats yours?

From the moment I saw you making love to a watermelon on the train that day, I have a life sized poster of you on my bedroom ceiling.


3.142

RE: .....was i right......?????

Spray the hive with insect spray first, then go back ten minutes later and you'll be right.

RE: Just doing it

When the war is over- cold chisel. I bet nobody thought of that one.

RE: SINGLEDOM...do you think it becomes CHRONIC ... after

Dunno, probably.

RE: what did you think of today and how many thoughts did you have...?

I think I left the lights on in the toilet.



8, 327, 971 trillion.

RE: what did you think of today and how many thoughts did you have...?

Well, I woke up with a fat, so obviously that's one thought at least.

8 billion.

RE: Relationship advise

On the other hand, the bigger ones make the most of it because they know it could be a while until the next one. And they always know where to get a feed.

RE: all said and done i am flying the flag of SZ

I think he has a lot of money in a Swiss bank account, so all you ladies might like to have a think about that hey.

RE: Would you trade,

Be happy, not understanding. ..

RE: Is there room for dishonesty on this site

Nah I went camping with tru. I also woke up with a sore bum and 20 euros in my pocket.

RE: Is there room for dishonesty on this site

My balls are itchy.

RE: Would you trade,

You on the gear or something?

RE: Temptation

Temptation waits is an awesome Garbage song, from the Sopranos. But I digress... whacking off.

RE: Towering inferno in England

We're going to get some sad news I think. Hopefully, the building regulations will be changed to forbid flammable cladding.

RE: post last night dream

I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmellow. When I woke up the pillow was missing.

Bread roll.

I come from a science background, so that's why I ask the tough questions to get the facts straight . So I'm thinking baguette.

Bread roll.

What is the largest size of bread roll you can handle?

RE: Have you written your will ???

Almost freezing...

However, as for my will, Lookin can have my collection of old y fronts where the elastic has gone. Pedro can have all my top shelf jocks.

RE: Would you trade,

I'd have to think about that one, I do live a pretty charmed life. Women generally become a nagging clone of their mother eventually.

RE: post last night dream

Its not naturally red, she dyes it for the tourists.

RE: The Nice Safe Space Thread

The body shop? I washed my pet rabbit with their shampoo and his eyes swelled up. Maybe if they tested their products on animals properly this kind of thing wouldn't happen.

RE: Who pleads unconscious ?

I decline to enter a plea..

RE: Would you date a little person?

Short and skinny yes, short and fat no.

Hope this helps.

RE: Let's get physical !

Stay clear of diet coke, you only see fat people drinking it.

RE: Paris agreement and nuclear

Glad you said clean when running. Just not the mining or decommissioning, or when there's a meltdown or tidal wave or human error. And spent fuel, nuclear proliferation. from that, yeah its great.

RE: I might stay one day

The other idea, everlasting tomorrow... Then tomorrow, say- yeah, I said tomorrow. And so forth.

RE: Let's get physical !

I was thinking of doing more exercise, but then I remembered I'm as ugly as a hat full of arseholes so all the exercise in the world isn't going to help.

RE: I might stay one day

I like your thinking.

RE: "looking women"

I'd be very cautious who I traveled with. Lot of scope for things to go pear shaped.

Be honest though, aren't we all a bit unrealistic about the perfect partner? I know I certainly am.

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