For Prison Break’s fans with a sense of humour
Two guys, Haywire and Nutcase, were trying to escape from the mental institution they were in. The building had ten huge walls surrounding the propriety, specifically made to prevent these escapes. But our two friends were adamant and one night they managed to leave the building when everyone else were sleeping, and reached the first wall.
Nutcase: Now, what do we do?
Haywire: We run.
Nutcase looks at him, confused.
Hay: Uuuh… We climb this wall?
Nuts: Yeeees! Good boy!
Hay: We gonna need wood! Wood floats, you know?
Nuts: You mean, we’re gonna need a staircase, right?
Hay: Right!
Haywire looks around.
Hay: Where’s Larry?
Nuts: Who’s Larry?
Hay: My dog.
Nuts: There’s no dog around here.
Hay: Oh… Okay! Come on, let’s get the staircase!
They go back into the house, grab an enormous staircase and turn back to the wall. They climb the staircase and cross the first wall. Then the 2nd wall, and the 3rd, and so on.
Haywire, hard-breathing by the 7th wall: I’m gonna need the starcase. We need to take it with us.
Nuts: Are… Are you nuts?! Why???
Hays: Because it’s made of wood. And wood floats. And I’m gonna build a raft, put it on the water and go to Holland.
Nutcase, suspicious: Uuuhkaay… Whatever gets you through the night, buddy.
By the 8th wall they were getting really tired, but they made an effort and crossed it, and managed to cross the 9th wall as well. When they reached the 10th wall, they couldn’t even hold themselves on top of their own legs.
Nuts: Puf! Puf! Y… Y… You know… Puf! Puff! I… I’m so… So tired! Pufff!
Hay: Puf! Puff! M-Me too! Puff!
Nuts: L-Let’s go back! Puf! Puf! Let’s go… Go back to sleep… Puf! Puf! We sleep… Puf! Puf! Get some rest… Puf! Puf! And continue tomorrow night!
Hay: C… Cool idea! Puf! Puf! L-Let’s go!
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