Dear Mr. Tesco

Will you please stop putting sliced potato in your moussaka and replace it with more aubergine? I will gladly pay the few extra pence this will cost you.

Yours in anticipation, Harbal.
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what are you complaining about,both of them are Solanacea?laugh
Har, if I were you, I would stick the finger up to Mr Tesco and make my own moussaka snooty
Conrad, when moussaka is made with potatoes it ceases to be moussaka and becomes what we in the UK call shepherds pie.
I've decided to give him one last chance, molly.
Conrad, Tesco have replaced aubergine (egg plant) with potato and now you are swapping the lamb with beef. Now we've gone from moussaka to shepherds pie to cottage pie. doh
Har, your dilemma has perhaps sorted out a dilemma for me.

I have friends coming to dinner next week and I couldn't think what to cook for them.

Now I might consider moussaka
Please tell me you won't be using potato in the recipe, molly.
Har, although i am Irish, I shan't be using potato.

I'm not a lamb-lover though blues
What's the difference between shepards pie and cow pie? dunno
The difference, Miguel, is the difference between beef and lamb.
Shepherd's tend sheep.

Thus there is lamb traditionally in a shepherd's pie, not beef/cow.
Har, I didn't realise that was a Yorkshire tradition..


I guess if I put enough spices in it, it'll mask the lamb flavour a bit help
It's more a urban rural myth than a tradition, molly. Or so I'd like to think. uh oh
I have absolutely no doubt some deviants partake in it, Har..
Luckily most people aren't deviants, even in Yorkshire


Moussaka brings out interesting conversations
Yes, molly, and all because I had a Victor Meldrew moment over a use by expired, aubergine deficient moussaka.
My eggplant is spectacular.


..and my Spanikopita.Opa! rolling on the floor laughing
Har, I'd say you could play him if they decided to run a new series.
No acting required.
I don't believe you could think that, molly.
Dear Mr Tesco,

Please replace you sliced potatoe with bacon and your moussaka with prawns. In fact, if you could wrap the prawns in bacon I would be eternally grateful. I will not pay any more but I promise to stop spitting in the moussaka-potatoe
I don't know what a Spanikopita is, Ash, but I'm sure yours is beautiful. heart wings
I think it's Mr. Aldi you should be talking to, MalBur.
"Who Is Mr Tesco?".....................detective
Forgive her father, she knows not what she does...
Ah, jac, talking of moussaka, you wouldn't happen to have...........................
I've just noticed I've been mispronouncing Tesco my entire life. It's TesCo. Not TesGo.
Mmmm. Lamb. I could go for a nice gyro about now.

Just sayin'...
Me Harbal would milk it for all i could get NOWAY can moussaka be moussaka without aubergine.
Tesco's moussaka does have aubergine in it but only half as much as there should be; the deficit being made up with slices of potato.
I've never had moussaka but would love to try it, not so sure I want to try to make it myself though as I'm unfamiliar to cooking with lamb.
You really should try it, Fay.
Harbal just right to Tesco and let them know there could be a letter to the papers OR trading standards --- you may get a surprise with a free voucher as an apology
I meant write !!!!!!
I had to google gyro, xquseme, but I'm still not exactly sure what it is. confused
I already tried that, EX, they just sent me a voucher for a free aubergine and suggested I add it to the next moussaka I bought. I'm hoping that by going public with with blog it will pressure them into action.
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