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Once upon a time there were a wife and a husband and then they got older and somewhat senile. They stopped do anything else but squabbling and counting each other’s faults and wrongdoings. To such a degree that their livelihood was on its brink with starvation becoming a tangible prospect within very short time.The wife then went to the local priest to seek advice on rescuing family and life. The priest gave her a little bottle with holy water and told her to take a little sip and hold it in the mouth each time her old hemorrhoid starts a squabble and swallow it only after he’d shut up.
As soon as she returned home, the old man started whining about where she’s been while nothing is done at home, no dinner, no fresh shirts, dust and webs everywhere… The woman wanted to answer in the usual mode, but then she remembered about holy water and took a sip of it and hold it in her mouth without swallowing. Within rather short time the husband’s spark died out without fuel and he went out to attend to male responsibilities.
Eventually they life returned on even keel, as everybody could guess. The only worrying thing is: what will they do when the wife runs off of holy water.
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