My overwhelming urge
I am slightly embarrassed to divulge what I am about to tell you, and not least because of the ridicule I am bound to be showered with upon doing it. But, regardless, and also without really knowing why, I am resolved to tell it. I have a very strong, almost overwhelming urge to run into the middle of my local High Street, stark naked, and shout out at the top of my voice, “look at me, I’m butt naked and I don’t give a damn”.
That proclamation wouldn’t be entirely true, though, because I would give a damn. That is to say that I would give a damn about having to show my face in my community afterwards. I think it would only be possible if I could show some form of justification for my behaviour.
If I could get somebody to dare me to do it, then I think I could pass it off as an act of bravery, rather than one of depravity. And if I could make it a dare involving a bet, I could also make a financial profit out of it. I get to satisfy my unwholesome desire, I come out of it looking like a real dare devil, and I earn a bit of money on top. Cool. But how do I get somebody to dare me to do it and make it seem like it is entirely their idea?
Comments (17)
Maybe get rid of this blog (the evidence) when you get your sponsor. Just in case you get delayed in hospital or something.
Plus, then you could always say, that it was god's will.
In response to: "make it seem like it is entirely their idea?"
Maybe get rid of this blog (the evidence) when you get your sponsor.
Perhaps a nunnery would be a more appropriate location.
Plus, then you could always say, that it was god's will.
Certainly, it's a better location than a school.
If I did anything like it at a school, Jim, they would lock me up and throw away the key.
But, then again, it's OK if the left do it, or the holier than thou do it.
I am neither left nor right, and I'm not remotely holy, so there shouldn't be a problem. Peace and blessings be upon you.
This is the closest I could get to Muhammed:
how's it hangin' Har?
I dare you to post a picture of a certain religious """prophet"""
"not left or right" rolling on the floor laughing
how's it hangin' Har?
My hangings are fine, crypto, thanks for asking.
But anyways, thanks for your righteous deflection (as always). Looking forward to your picture of Mohammod and his little princess Aisha.
No worries mate, you won't post pictures of that because you're a "good guy". pfffffft
But my question is, did anyone get to see YOUR point
in other words, did you give into your urge
in other words, did you give into your urge
nothing worse than regretting giving into one either
But I trust you at this stage to know the do's and don't