Unemployment rate among Cuomo Brothers rises to 100%
NEW YORK, NY—The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting a drastic rise in the unemployment rate among brothers in the Cuomo family, saying it has increased to a record 100%. "This is unprecedented among Cuomos," said BLS Commissioner Bob Labor. "Contributing factors may include a struggling economy, as well as the fact that they're both corrupt skeezy pervs."CNN has fired anchor Chris Cuomo after details emerged about how he assisted his brother, former New York Democrat Gov. Andrew Cuomo, as the politician faced s*xual harassment allegations earlier this year.
The network suspended Chris Cuomo earlier in the week to investigate his involvement with his brother's defense.
"We have retained a respected law firm to conduct the review, and have terminated him, effective immediately," CNN said in a statement. "While in the process of that review, additional information has come to light. Despite the termination, we will investigate as appropriate."
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Given CNN's pathetic viewership, i can't imagine how they can sell enough ads to pay their talking heads - Let alone cover Other expenses.
I've heard it Claimed that Wealthy Lefties pony up cash to keep it going ...