beauty pageant question....
emcee: if ur going to die tomorrow, why not now???emcee: aside from your face, what is your problem???
emcee: if u would become a butt, what butt would u choose...left butt or right butt???
Emcee: which of the judges do u think doesnt like u???
emcee: why is there a hole in a donut???
emcee: if u were a cat what would u be???
emcee: which comes first, egg or chicken ????
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(I always thought the chicken came before the egg...but of course that leaves the problem of chicken pre-existence, lol.)
From Wikipedia:
Without some very serious scientific intervention an egg cannot be produced independently of its parent's body, whether that parent is a chicken, a lizard, or a spider.
So the chicken had to be there first, for the egg to form. Scientific researchers published a report confirming this, although their research is more concerned with shells in general: eggs were produced by the earliest egg-producing creatures millennia before chickens evolved.
Reason would also show that the chicken came first because of the methodology of evolution. An egg cannot occur unless a bird, or in this case a chicken, is able to lay that egg.
However, the question of whether the chicken or the egg came first can never really be answered: it is unanswerable. One can work out which came first, because one caused the invention of the other, but when we look at life forms in general we cannot say with any degree of authority whether the grass seed came before the blade of grass, or whether the bird came before the egg - hence the question.
Emcee:Which of the judges would it be most advantagous to sleep with?
Emcee:Who is the head judge?
Emcee:Are you willing to keep quiet about the fact that you are willing to sleep with head judge Tomodashi?