A Profound Discovery!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just made the most profound discovery… I am not the Center of the Universe, after all… What a wretched epiphany to have on a Monday! Has anything like this ever happened to you? Do you remember when and where that this occurred? Did you ever fully recover from it? What long lasting effects has it had on your life since then? Please share your insights as I am at my wits end…
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My pretty little friend, I am teasing...cool I have been around people who felt that they were the most important person in the room, and I love to watch when they learn the truth, don't you...
I never have been the center of anything. I'm so unimportant that I don't even have any enemies...lol I once was told what a loser I was because I wouldn't ridicule unattractive kids in high school. I told that person that I didn't mind being a "loser" because we all need to belong somewhere...cool
You could be right about that one my friend... cool
what are you talking about rowdy the only reason the rest you all exist is because i do even your coffee is a construct of my imagination .
Oh isn't that quite a wake up call when one discovers that THEY are not the center of the universe. I have had this happen to me numerous times and take my word YOU WILL RECOVER.
Rowdy , Well of course you are not the center of the universe ! .. . doh . . . .I am ! . . .. .I will however be going on vacation during the holidays and if you would like to fill in for a few days then send your resume to our personel department and I'll get back to you . . . . . the tainted troll . . .. sigh
oly23

I know what you mean. Some men can really show you that you are not the center of the universe, that is right. But, then.... maybe you are not the center of their universe which must be some peripheral one, unimportant, outdated.... or so.... You are the center of the universe, but your own one. Keep smiling.hug
When I found out, I decided to make my own. idea

I'm also at the top of my mountain and the king of my hill. You only need a bucket, a shovel and understanding neighbors! laugh
I'm just a BLACK HOLE !!!! And not at the Centre of the Universe...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing help
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