So, I'm CS Director for 3 day's!!!

Yes, I've decided on a hands-on management stragety because it saddens me that my dating site, which was designed to unite people into perpetual bliss & happiness blushing has only resulted in fekking moaning, groaning, complaints & skeptism by members. devil
So now, instead on online dating, we're gonna have a regular old fashioned - hand holding, dancing, full body contact dating bonanza!dance bevdel:How???
I'm taking the members on a sea cruise, that's how! This is what I have charted...... :

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It has 7 decks (I know, have been onboard twicegrin ), dance halls, night clubs, live shows, resturants, bars, massage parlours, movie theatres, cabarets, dancing
salons, strip shows and casinos on every deck! In addition, it has 1500 double bed cabins; boogie
so everything there to give your partner the time of their lives. Now, how would you treat your partner & where would you want to go?
Let's hear it from you? Go wild......Ooh, forgot we also have translators......galore! grin
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We stopped here for a day visit last cruise.........

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To let off the sea sick, wall flowers & non conformists !!!grin devil
El hi... wow You should ask my partner...Ohh, do i have now?...hehehhehe...
And then proceeded to here for our Xmas Party and debauchery !
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Places are limited...laugh grin laugh
yay Party!....hi Lachi
Not too bothered about the cruise ship...................but I do like the sound of your 'hands on' management! blushing
Ladieswave Welcome, the Captain will be there with your champagne & welcome you aboard!!applause head banger
Hi shay, hi Elwave

yay where is that, El? South Pacific Islands sound romanticlove smitten NZ has many beautiful views, too. Or, Bahamas?banana
Sorry, wrong pic in 2nd post! We docked at Mozambique & the Portuguese Islands........Me Bad!doh

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East Coast of Africa...roll eyes

Madagascar? Sounds wildyay I've heard Mauritius isthumbs up Can you drop by to Maldives for a while?laugh

Capt, if you have to do a private tour, we'll take in chargewink Go go gobanana peace
flirty Señor Elmorya, personal tour,huh? The sound of the cruise is becoming more appealing by the minute daydream
Slow down Lach, you'll fall overboard just now!grin

Shan:- Our company's slogan is "We aim to please; NEVER let the guest return unhappy" grin

Now, where that first mate of mine? Rummy! Rummy!laugh
I guess he's still in the pool hall!frustrated
Rummy is DRUNK....hahhahaha!rolling on the floor laughing
@Frank
this particular one goes up to the Med in feb, but her sister ship does come to Puerto Rico, so I'm told!wine cheers handshake
OK, I'll get a map to sail it well. If I can't read it, whom should I ask? doh should have known that I can't read map wellsigh

Rummy? I guess he has been checking pool and the ladies in the poollaugh pool with 4 legs = pool tablelaugh Woops, he maybe checking legs too...2 legslaugh
shay28 Ha'yel,
"Rummy is DRUNK....hahhahaha!"

Shay! Stop inticing the ship's staff!laugh
@ Elmorya, sounds good to me. Can you make a detour to the islands just off the N coast of Africa? I'll be waiting in our harbour.

@hey Franki, another party huh! hug
hmmm hehheheh...
Canary Islandlove yay
@ Lach:- Madagascar & Mauritius is nice, been there - Maldives is a bit way off. We also do Tanzania & Zanzibar islands wow banana
Si, La chica bonita, las Islas Canarias. Does anyone here realise that your name is how I spelled it & means the beautiful girl?
Tanzania? Zanzibar?wow sounds exoticlove Freddy was from Zanzibar, wasn't he?
Canary Islands, Aw, wink WTH! We go there also up to Gibralta into Spain - visit Shan and have big party there! What you have planned for there Shan? Nice Spanish dancing....dance guitar
Muchas gracias, Shanyrablushing bouquet
Lach, Freddy Kreuger from Elm St fame......confused Now why do you want to visit him?dunno
Is there one place for me too? Or I`m late?dunno
CAN I BRING "BACON"heart wings
Not Krueger, that sounds German and will we stop in Germany?dunno I meant Mercury, don't mixed it up with Venus, Mars, even Jupiterlaugh doh
@ La chica guapa, de nada bouquet

@Elmorya, please don't go to Spain you will miss me, just go round the corner a bit/lot from S Africa. I will provide the Flamenco dancing & the vino rioja. Big beach party to watch the sun set wine which it already did 30 minutes ago.
@ Spd & Carol:- Off course welcome...Bacon toogrin And Eggs...if he's around?grin grin
Elmorya, Puerto Rico is winter home for a lot of the cruse lines . You can see them in Old San Juan every day . A lot of cruses originate from here . If you keep your ear to the ground and look for it, some of them are unbelivably cheap to book . Sometimes the airfare to get here is more than the cost of the cruse . The facilities are better here than the other Islands and the port athority keeps the cost down to boost the local economy . It's also under the protection of The U S Maritime Athority .
You can sell me the movie rights.
You did tell them about the hidden cameras, right ? grin

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spd, welcome on boardbouquet

Carol, yes bring bacon aboard and the one who asked why you named him bacon can come tooroll eyes

Shanyrabouquet Flamencolove
Jim, don't be hidden camera. Mingle with the crowd and enjoy the party.

Capt El, shay is missingmoping
Lachi, No bunny allowed, sah?!...peace
I was hiding...i'm a bit camera shy...blushing
No bunny ?dunno It's not in season yet, is it? Easter's still far away and no we're not there yet. What about reindeer ?
Shay's back! Phew! I think she was welcoming Jim & inspecting his lens!doh
Inspecting camera! camera! doh Caramba....wine I have too much!
Captain El, reindeer allowed on board? And if reindeer is there, bunny comes along...Sweet!...rolling on the floor laughing
Or the other way around, his lens tried spot where shay waslaugh Kidding shaycomfort hug bouquet

So where are we, Capt? yay I can't even locate where my map wasdoh
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