So, I'm CS Director for 3 day's!!!
Yes, I've decided on a hands-on management stragety because it saddens me that my dating site, which was designed to unite people into perpetual bliss & happiness has only resulted in fekking moaning, groaning, complaints & skeptism by members.So now, instead on online dating, we're gonna have a regular old fashioned - hand holding, dancing, full body contact dating bonanza! bevdel:How???
I'm taking the members on a sea cruise, that's how! This is what I have charted...... :
It has 7 decks (I know, have been onboard twice ), dance halls, night clubs, live shows, resturants, bars, massage parlours, movie theatres, cabarets,
salons, strip shows and casinos on every deck! In addition, it has 1500 double bed cabins;
so everything there to give your partner the time of their lives. Now, how would you treat your partner & where would you want to go?
Let's hear it from you? Go wild......Ooh, forgot we also have translators......galore!
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To let off the sea sick, wall flowers & non conformists !!!
Places are limited...
where is that, El? South Pacific Islands sound romantic NZ has many beautiful views, too. Or, Bahamas?
Madagascar? Sounds wild I've heard Mauritius is Can you drop by to Maldives for a while?
Capt, if you have to do a private tour, we'll take in charge Go go go
Shan:- Our company's slogan is "We aim to please; NEVER let the guest return unhappy"
Now, where that first mate of mine? Rummy! Rummy!
I guess he's still in the pool hall!
this particular one goes up to the Med in feb, but her sister ship does come to Puerto Rico, so I'm told!
Rummy? I guess he has been checking pool and the ladies in the pool pool with 4 legs = pool table Woops, he maybe checking legs too...2 legs
"Rummy is DRUNK....hahhahaha!"
Shay! Stop inticing the ship's staff!
@hey Franki, another party huh!
@Elmorya, please don't go to Spain you will miss me, just go round the corner a bit/lot from S Africa. I will provide the Flamenco dancing & the vino rioja. Big beach party to watch the sun set which it already did 30 minutes ago.
You did tell them about the hidden cameras, right ?
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Carol, yes bring bacon aboard and the one who asked why you named him bacon can come too
Shanyra Flamenco
Capt El, shay is missing
So where are we, Capt? I can't even locate where my map was