I Can Hardly Wait :rolleyes:

So I sit here today watching the clock as the hands move slowly inextricably closer to my appointment time for the dentist. I've never had a good smile and have always been a little subconscious about it, so after strong recommendations from friends in relation to a particular orthodontist here in Nepal and being fed up with never smiling in photos, I begin treatment today in what I hope will give me I at least a little bit of a cheeky grin.

I'm not sure what I am looking forward to the most - the sting of the needles as they puncture my gums, the resulting slab of rubber I will feel lumped on my face, the torrents of uncontrollable saliva cascading from my mouth, the painful squeal of the high speed drills, the embarrassment of my fear or the fee for the work.

Oh vanity, you bring me such pain.
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stop being such a baby! theres a saying suffer for beauty tongue wave
I've suffered for beauty many times. I shall never date those types again.

Plus we suffer you every day.tongue
i was talking about physical pain not women that u dated! we suffer me everyday? stop listening to those voices
Yes, I new what you meant.

The voices are so clever though - they are my friends.

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i hope they not ur only friends and that u actually have real friends..tongue oh did u want me to know that u dated beautiful womenwink and they were high maintenance
No real friends of course as my head-voice friends all tell me they're real people are never genuine anyway. My voices are very smart.

Why would you think I would need you to know I have dated some attractive women?confused Reading just a little too much into things methinks darling.

I'm sure we've all had high maintenance relationships - I'm no orphan in that regard.
One of my best friends lived in Seldovia, Alaska and they had to fly dentists in so she had several teeth pulled without any pain relief so she shakes before she goes to the dentist because she is so terrified of them.
Oh goodness, Cali. You could imagine the trauma.

Go on, everyone tell me horror stories about dentists today.laugh
i wasnt reading much into it i could do the paste and copy job, but wotever you saywave
grin enter friend... joy pointing

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Thanks El - So that's what The Joker does on his days off.laugh
ok i will give u a horror story! my father went to get his 4 teeth pulled , so after they gave him the anesthetic, the doc started pulling, and my dad jumped up and said it hurts! so they gave him more and he said its still hurts and the dentist said no its just the pressure its ok, so after 4 painful pullings the doc say my dad had sum gum disease and that Novocaine doesnt numb it @ all
How convenient the dentist identified this AFTER the extractions. Hope your dad found a new dentist.
he only saw it after the extraction, when it started to bleed, cant blame the dentist tho, but shame my father never ever saw a dentist again! as for me! many trips to the dentist i can write a little 6 paged book about it, but dont wanna scare you poor puddy catwave
Does whitening really work? Or just another gimmick?
Just looking at it and it seems there is a marked improvement that can be had through whitening. Add that to the list I guess. She's gonna be able to by a new car by the time she's finished with me.
well go for it if u can afford it!like i told u the other day because mine is only cosmetic and dont really need to fill my gap but i have become aware of it, but it will and can wait wink
Hammy thats a good thing to do for yourself if you will feel more confident with yourself. I know women are strongly attracted to a man with great teeth.
I once had a really nice looking guy approach me from another site, he seemed intelligent and sweet, then we went on cam ..... he had the cam in a very unfortunate position showing the interior of his mouth to full advantage, It was like a wild jungle in his mouth , and me being as shallow as I am , could not focus on anything else. I did not take any notice of what he said , i just kept thinking , you are so nice looking, so smart, yet you can't fix your teeth.....I wanted to tell him , to help him,..... but i did not want to upset him ,...... its a sad thing that people get rejected for such a thing , but they do...no one will ever tell you. saskia
Give us a smile , choco.grin
Sas - They may never tell you, but we all know it. Shallow it may be but the reality is we all love a nice smile. I doubt the improvements I'm having will result in a drop- dead gorgeous smile, I am just looking to improve the appearance a little. Get a little more confidence in the grin.grin
Choco - That's a sweet little smile. You look about 15.
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Such an angel.roll eyes
aw thank you , i know i should take looking younger than i am as a compliment but what i hate is when 16- 19 year old boys flirt with me!rrrrrhg, spammy i hope ur smile brings tears to people not ur onion breath tongue
I will ensure an extra serving or two of onions and garlic will be had if ever I get to Borneo.
tick tock tick tock...how many hours left? laugh
Hammock...do you rekon the Second hand goes 60 times Faster than the Minute Hand on the Clock?????
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Not if you are spinning round and round clockwise, parti.
u just bring out the worse in mewink
Choco - That's just the kinda guy I am I guess. Glad you've got someone to beat up on. Can't wait to kick ya cushion.
hi Hammock,

You just remind me of my ex husband when he went once with me at the dentist i was in big pain and they took out of tooth with no anestezy as i had an infection, he faint i swear he faint..all the ladys was help him and they let me on the chair with pain crying doh

laugh rolling on the floor laughing

By the way hope they make you anesthesia!!grin
i like calling it a pillowwink
Hi Laz - Ha. Sorry, but I think that's funny. Not for you though.

Cherie ripe - I thought it was more cushion for the pushin.
what are u talking bout? i sleep on my pillow i dont push it, the cushions i put on my sofalaugh
Ham it is funny now as i remember, you should see mauntin of person of 1'90 falling down, his face was yellow laugh
That's a tall man, Laz. The big protector.laugh

Cherie blossom - You're an alien from another world.
yah Hamm, was very tall but hansome also and strong! but very sensitive and belive it he was not eating much more then me..his mom was very tall.
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