advice to men......

Jim, it only means "what" when men say it!!!

Hi Monte!!!

Morgenluv, Women have a long list of words...call them "entendre's" if you will....they all mean something else.... ) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement of ten misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

monte...oohh i hate the ignore thing!!!!

Monte, my purest form of sarcasm is ..."What-ever!!!"

Oh and Stony...yes, that was a the purest form of "failure" to women when men say those things.

shoot, be back in a few.....horseshoer is coming(She's a woman too)

and Hi Itzt-too long a name....can't pronounce it!!@!

what kind of bugs, Monte???? Ok, the meanest thing i did to my first husband was i put a "booger" in his tunafish sandwiche once........i was so mad....

jack, cute joke!!
monte, thanks,
redex.....thank you also!

charlie, Whatever....