guadal

Jul 2012

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Alles falsch

An Frauen ist ja alles falsch:

falsche Augenlider
ungeküsst

Lidschatten
übernächtigt

Haar gebleicht
gefärbt
gefüllt

Nase
korrigiert

Lippen
zugemalt

Fingernägel
aufgeklebt

Busen
aufgeblasen

Bauch
Fett abgezogen

Hintern
siehe oben

Botox überall

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Susanne1●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany

Jul 28, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments

Du spinnst.

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

LFM... I had it Right.. Lippen zugemalt!!!

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chococherrie●Somewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia

Jul 28, 2012●98 Blogs●1,751 Comments

his referring to sumone again

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LuckyFreshMentos●Auburndale, Massachusetts USA

Jul 28, 2012●15 Blogs●55 Comments

Indeed you did. I had to use Google to understand this, but you got it on your own.

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Susanne1●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany

Jul 28, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments

I am impressed how well you bloggers understand German! Maybe I will start posting in German too.

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justlittlecrazy2●Coeur d' Alene, Idaho USA

Jul 28, 2012●23 Blogs●63 Comments

My favorite yet

absaugen

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

Vee Undenstanden Very Shisen but Guessen Gute!!!!

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Susanne1●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany

Jul 28, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments

Sehr gut, Parti!

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guadalOP●Heidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany

Jul 28, 2012●252 Blogs●1,805 Comments

Alright - no woman, no cry

Surf'n see u tomorrow.

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#10

Und..Nase korrigiert ist... Sneezing in your Porridge!!!!

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LuckyFreshMentos●Auburndale, Massachusetts USA

Jul 28, 2012●15 Blogs●55 Comments

#11

Doesn't it mean a nice Japanese college?

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#12

Vell Zat Maken Busen aufgeblasen a Largen Racken!!!!

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chococherrie●Somewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia

Jul 28, 2012●98 Blogs●1,751 Comments

#13

botox gave it away and false

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Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria

Jul 28, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments

#14

I have nothing false on me. Except several dental fillings and some hair dye every now and then

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chococherrie●Somewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia

Jul 28, 2012●98 Blogs●1,751 Comments

#15

same here ariel, the only other thing i have that are fake is my sunglasses!

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Boban1●bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia

Jul 28, 2012●44 Blogs●1,278 Comments

#16

Sometimes I wonder...who is the hunter and who is the prey ...

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Susanne1●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany

Jul 28, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments

#17

Parti, you got me on my back, doing this:

Largen Racken!

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Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria

Jul 28, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments

#18

Choco I forgot the nail polish on my toes

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#19

Undenstanden,Nine Spraken,Very Goot!! Ja? Nine?

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Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria

Jul 28, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments

#20

Parti I get your Gerglish! You are genius

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#21

Ariel...I'm the Best German Teacher around the Units here!! Come to think of it?? I'm the ONLY German Teacher here..so they just have to learn Shisen Doich !!!

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Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria

Jul 28, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments

#22

Parti I hope you are a Spanglish teacher too since it's very fashionable to speak Spanish here

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bungallow55●Lakeland, Florida USA

Jul 28, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments

#23

guadal,Konnen Sie mir eine Beschreibung geben?

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#24

Ariel ..I can almost read Spanish but only know a bit of it to Speak !!

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jarred1●eindhoven, North Brabant Netherlands

Jul 28, 2012●59 Blogs●442 Comments

#25

meine freunden sind meine traumen

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LuckyFreshMentos●Auburndale, Massachusetts USA

Jul 28, 2012●15 Blogs●55 Comments

#26

You only need to know one word in Spanish to get along.

Corazon!

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PrimaveraPrague●Prague, Czech Republic

Jul 28, 2012●505 Comments

#27

Guadal : wie man in den Wald ruft,...

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#28

Beautiful!!!

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Ariel28●SOFIA, Sofia Province Bulgaria

Jul 28, 2012●19 Blogs●1,961 Comments

#29

Actually I know a lot of words in Spanish and German and I can get some. I have always thought though, that the only polite way to communicate here is in English, since it s the most common language.

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#30

Yeah!! I'm realy surprised at how well most peeps on here understand each other ,with the occasional misunderstanding and ensuing Cat or Dog Fight!!!

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PrimaveraPrague●Prague, Czech Republic

Jul 28, 2012●505 Comments

#31

Guadual : on women is everything false ? I am sure , me and many other women here do not need it. It depends on your preferences, like you described, you meet plastic women.

J/K.

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bungallow55●Lakeland, Florida USA

Jul 28, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments

#32

No mas pantalones.

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bungallow55●Lakeland, Florida USA

Jul 28, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments

#33

primavera,is no secret that more and more women from 18 to 100
are turning back time om them with science.

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PrimaveraPrague●Prague, Czech Republic

Jul 28, 2012●505 Comments

#34

B : Do you love this trend ?

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St_Elmo●Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa

Jul 28, 2012●17 Blogs●1,424 Comments

#35

Gudal Buddy! me no sprechen Germin ~ ya alieniting mt from yas blogs. Me liken Germin wimmin though!

maybe I get wimmin tutor...

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bungallow55●Lakeland, Florida USA

Jul 28, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments

#36

Primavera I'm 57 so is our nature.

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#37

El.. Fraulein Kindergarten Teachen on the Way!!!

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chococherrie●Somewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia

Jul 28, 2012●98 Blogs●1,751 Comments

#38

i wanna out botox in some tomatoes

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particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Jul 28, 2012●9,376 Comments

#39

Do Not put Botox in your Cucumbers!!!

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