Ooh those toots!
You gotta be kidding me
Is tooting a sign of affection?
Yes its a tooting blog
It happens from time to time, whether we admit it or not. We get to a point & we toot out loud. We can't hold it in no longer. Do you let let it out or squeak it out? When you squeak out loud, do you hope there's no "evidence"?
No matter how hard we try to be discreet, the more we try to contain the sound, the louder it gets. Why is that so? Even tho you make sure you don't do so in the presence of others,...tooot! *embarrassed*
Never believe when someone says they never toot. They're lieing. We all do it. We even fart in our sleep. Even tho you can control yourself when you're awake. Your body does things while you're sleeping.
Are you comfortable breaking wind around certain people? I know embarrassing especially when it comes without warning. Some don't care for some reason. Toots are a normal bodily function, done everyday. If ya don't there's something wrong with you.
Toots aren't a sign of affection.
Nothing says love ya like a good toot.
Please don't toot & stink the blogs!
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I've seen some big balloons
Can it apply to ither crowded situations?
No worries! BEEERT
Btw I didn't smell anything
That's good to know, I must remember that next time I'm in a crowded situation. How much does it cost?
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you sound.
So eat your beans, the musical fruit.
Imagine the embarrassment of tooting in church, when the pastor stops talking for a moment, it's deathly quiet in the church, and someone (er...me) rips out the biggest toot of the century!
Yes, I'm ashamed to say it was me. No wonder the service ended abruptly! But at least it was a good Christian toot, Baptist flavor!