Boban1
Boban1
Dec 2012
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Bodyguard

Im running for the presidency of the local Men's Club and Im afraid that some angry opponents or some feminist may be against such a prominent and outstanding figure like myself, will be winning the next elections .Therefore I will be needing a female bodyguard ,one that will distract the possible attacker by showing her breast or lifting her mini skirt a bit,while I run to safety
all applications can be made here or via email


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Boban1
Boban1OP●bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia
Dec 12, 2012●44 Blogs●1,278 Comments
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None of them applied for the job so far ...I wonder why...conversing
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zmountainman
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Dec 12, 2012●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
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Jim, don't forget I'm on the door frisking everyone for concealed weapons, even weapons of mass destruction judging by those wow wow doh rolling on the floor laughing
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bsooner
bsooner●Chattanooga, Tennessee USA
Dec 12, 2012●595 Comments
#43
Boban, I'm reporting to duty! sorry a bit late. Ummmmm, looks like all the positions have already been requested. What shall I do then? Do you need a a knocker watcher to ensure they are doing there job and showing their top side and distracting all danger? Best I could come up with! Maybe I will offer to work for free and fill in wherever needed when someone gets sick? I will be the jack of all trades..........master of none?grin
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JimNastics
JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA
Dec 12, 2012●1,965 Blogs●11,842 Comments
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I don't know about destruction, but they are candidates for mass reduction. laugh
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