Bodyguard
Im running for the presidency of the local Men's Club and Im afraid that some angry opponents or some feminist may be against such a prominent and outstanding figure like myself, will be winning the next elections .Therefore I will be needing a female bodyguard ,one that will distract the possible attacker by showing her breast or lifting her mini skirt a bit,while I run to safetyall applications can be made here or via email
Comments (44)
yep, Im a famous Gibberish writer
Its better than ''i've just had my coffee this morning''goodmorning cs members,i love u's all
Thats an excellent idea ,they could be spies
Man or woman ,the distraction will work ...
I will continue my writings until the mods put up with me
How many applecations you
Received till now.
if you live in serbia i have never been there but i suppose it is cold there
howis it you are not wearing more clothes then/!
None so far ,but Im not giving up...
Have you ever seen Austin Powers???
are you over 18
(if not,I will provide a fake ID )...
Nahh, she came just to chop some wood for my oven ,dunno why she took the dog with...
all over all boban do you have plan to travel or do you prefer to stay in serbia
Currently Im snowed in ,tho my love-van goes like a Jeep ,I cant leave Serbia at this moment ,I cant miss this opportunity to become the president of the Men`s club ...
If not then i apply too, i will kick ther azzes untill they even look..ha ha!
you do that my good man,they have to be in good shape
Their previous Employer was a Colonel in N-Africa!
I hope you at least got minimum wage for them.
mini skirt and high heals would be desirable...
as God is my witness ,they will be pleased
Im kinda frighten to imagine her in a mini skirt and high heals ,but she may surprise us all.she may be able to distract even me in times of danger and I could forget to run to safety
you look perfect for the job...and you don`t even have to carry a skirt at all ...grin:
set those puppies free...
plane ticket will be in your mail...