"TRIP TO PLUTO"
Those Were The Days.............................................But....................They Are Not Anymore.................................... I Have Secretly Blasted Off From The Arizona Desert ....My Journey Will Take Me Back To The Planet Pluto Once Again............................................................................................................................................................... Im Going There To Unlock The Secret Of Peace ...The Plutonians Leader.."The Grand Wizard"..Is All KnowingAnd The Last Messge I Received Is.... That I Must Go There At Once For Mankind Is In Danger.......From where i am now the Earth looks like the size of a U S silver dollar(thats fine with me)..Ive brought my dog this time with me(shes always there and loyal)....FLASH!!!!!...just got a message in here!!!...IT states that the Plutonians have the age olf answer for Peace on Earth!!(they wont tell me til i get there)...so..."Its just my dog and I at the edge of the Universe"...If you have any questions..feel free to send them along and I will forward then to the Grand Wizard upon my arrival....(no doubt there will be wisecracks...Thats the human way)... .................. ......Oh yeah...im also going because im out of "Pluto Beer".......And no....Theres no Yellow Brick Road........."This is Major Nam To Ground Control...Caan You Hear Me Ground Control?"..
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I shall now retire to my chamber...
Where should I look for him? Up in the stars?
Or underground?
Good night. I shall report tomorrow morning - I mean earthtime.
I dunno. I couldn't find a scarecrow & thought a dancing pink elephant was kinda cool.
Maybe a gingerbread man? .........
I dunno. I couldn't find a scarecrow & thought a dancing pink elephant was kinda cool.
Maybe a gingerbread man? .........
Hmmm...Only 35 more comments 'til the steak knives.
Maybe?
He's kinda human-looking. BLUE, but still, kinda human-looking.
Only 28 more comments & SOMEone will take home the steak knives. This is beginning to get exciting. Wonder if it'll happen before the blog slips to page 2?
Yes. Quite exciting.
I see Nam is back...
Did Usha get her HUMAN?
Miclee, you been behaving yourself? OR is that one too many things to expect.......
Minerva, did you get your beauty sleep?
Happy day everyone..which ever planet you chose to live on...
Oh, Wallops...you really do crack me up!
Still on page one...Exciting...Sooo exciting!
So sure Nam will have plan to rid us of all those Reptilians that keep invading our private habitats
The sooner the better Nam....
We all get shotguns. And lotsa ammo!
We destroy all the Reptilian mourning dove drones.
What could be simpler?
Of course, we wouldn't want to harm any REAL mourning doves!
Not to worry! I've learned how to differentiate the drones from the doves. It's quite simple, really. The drones emit a peculiar sound from their mechanism...kind of a "coo...coo...coooo" noise.
So...if you see something like a mourning dove, and it's emitting that noise, It's really an evil Reptilian spy dove drone. Blast it to smithereens!
Heck of a great plan, don't y'all agree?
I don't suppose he has a Deep Southern accent? And wears long white robes? With a hood?
I'm not sayin'.......I'm just sayin'!
BUT...a mere 17 comments 'til the steak knives.
Maybe he can get together & hang out with other wizards?
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I've always thought they were a bunch of odd ducks!
Yeah. I know. It's a chicken. It's the closest emoticon to a duck. Ya do what ya can.
Only nine comments more.
Golly...This is thrilling!
Don't EVEN get me started...
That stuff can REALLY mess me up!
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